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Horde News Archive
September 22, 2003
Sometimes you just gotta wonder how it is that some people are still around
today. What am I talking about... I am talking about the way people fucking
drive. The way so many people go about driving - it is a wonder that some of
them are still around to continune to drive today. If yall are out making illegal
turns, not using you fucking blinkers, never looking when pulling out, and not
knowing the correct procedure at an uncontroled intersection... FUCK YOU!
Yeah sorry about that but people in this town fucking suck at driving.
Well there is not too much new in The Horde world as of late. We are trying
to get a sequel to I'm a Fucking Ninja. But the actors timeframes just do not
match up. But The Ninjas of the Crimosn M will come up with something. Just
you wait and see.
Lastly There are a few new items throughout The Horde site. Not too much but
some new shit none the less. Be prepared cause come Wednesday we be rolling.
Bubz needs only a few more Degrees and he be a Visionary. So we finnin get that
done.
Peach yall... MLL
September 19, 2003
Listalos... how is it? There is mad freshness happening in the world of Morton's
List. All sorts of new and updated freshness within The Morton's List websites.
Yall are freaking it like whut! Hell yeah Ninjas.
If you have not already; make sure yall are checking up on my profile and peeping
the freshness there. The freshness I speak of are the current reviews up; from
our homies over at the Crimson M. Sugar Tits and OddBall both have remarks up
on that bitch. Be sure to read the full on review by the Amazing Sugar Tits.
She is understanding the film and I am sure that all Juggalos can get into it
if they just give it a chance. I mean come on Gen. HalfNaked gives it a 8 out
of 10. That is like rolling the Boulder and opening up Pandora's Box. Rent it,
Buy it, steal it, just get you grubby lil hands on that bitch. It don't matter,
DVD, VHS, Beta... what ever the fuck it is the bomb diggity. Watch it, then
let The Horde know what you thought.
Also The Horde would like to send mad freshness to the Juggalo-Empire mini-Gathering.
Hope that all is well and the crows keep away. Roll that Boulder and school
that shit.
It was said yesterday that The Horde would be in Sheboygan. And we were. It
was fresh. The Horde wants to thank Arik and Candy for listing with us. And
good luck to that Adam kid who bailed on us. But he and his girl just had a
baby. Congratulations. But no degree for you... As my man Bubz said... That
is no excuse to quit the List. ojoj
The Horde would like to put on a production. Or rather I would like to put on
a production. No one else in The Horde has mentioned it. But if anybody out
there wants to put together a small film let me know. I got a few mad fresh
ideas but I will need help.
Well Ninjas that is all I got for you now. Keep that freshness coming and keep
you eye on the List sites... From the sound of it each one has big plans and
it is coming our way soon.
MLL
Spetember 17, 2003
Sup yall... I am here to give yall a bit of news. First The Horde as updated
some of our tools (visionary). So now we have all of our basic tool up. The
rest will come as time passes. And second we got some even BIGGER news. The
Horde got another visit from the one and only i - Ninja. That is right yall.
Make sure to check that out in the Smokers Lounge (listacolyte). The Horde will
continue to be updating various sections as each week passes. So that way you
can always come to The Horde and find some new freshness.
But wait yall that is not it for news. This bit of news is very last minute.
Tonight at 4:30 in the pm The Horde will be gathering in Sheboygan. At the Family
Video. We will be meeting up with Arik and maybe some other Ninjas. Bubz and
Ouija will be in full effect, and who knows who eles. So if you can be there
you just might want to take part. If you need further directions give me alcall
or email us here at The Horde.
Well this is really the first official Malicious Gossip post since last month.
The site was supposted to be up on the 13th, but due to Yahoo! the upload failed.
So I fell asleep during the upload and did not find out about the errors until
the next morning thus the delay. Some of you might have got a sneek peak at
the site and the layout... like my man Rick. Speaking of which... The Horde
would like to congratulate the FRO for the ML.com pick. Yall know you the bomb.
And lastly for those of you that are trying to count this is The Horde v.3.01
For me this is version 6.01 but that is my deal. Yall never got to see the other
versions and it is prob. a good thing. But maybe some day we will have a Horde
History. MLL Hope to see some of yall tomarrow.
September 13, 2003
The bomb has been dropped. The Horde is back in action. And this time we came
fully loaded. That is right, each and every page is up and working. Just please
keep in mind that some things will change a little bit. Such as the Galleries
- they will become more unified as time goes on. I could not decided on how
they should be done. I also kept changing my mind. But worry none all the pics
are up, they will just change format in time. Also the long awaited Horde quest
is here and ready to be attempted. It is not everything I wanted it to be but
it gets the point across and does the job well. I have many other ideas to add
to the site and you will be seeing them as time goes on. The content is up and
ready to be viewed; and I am really nervous. Why you ask? I am not sure if it
is good enough for all of my family. I hope yall like it. I would really love
to have more actions and use flash but as I have said in the past... my computer
fucking sucks all day long. But soon I will get a new one and around the time
of the New Year The Horde will be gettin yet another face lift. But that is
scheduled for the future and is just for your information. As yall will see
The Horde is growing like mad. Freshness is all around.
I would like to say one thing about speculation... I have decided that The Horde
will not do any speculation and Psycopathic music. The Horde loves that sound
but I feel we do not need to cover that area. This is a Morton's List site and
will rarely cover any news of that branch. I am not saying we will never talk
of it but just not that much. The other Juggalo sites are there for that reason
alone.
So with out further adu... I give to my FAMILY thehorde.us ENJOY Listalos and
keep that boulder rolling.