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Horde News Archive
October
31, 2005
Happy Halloween! It is finally here, one of the greatest
nights of the year. Not only is it Hallowicked, but it is also the day that
Listalos are waiting for, the release of Morton's Lite: 13%. I have been continually
checking Mortonslist.com for the post
and the link to the down load but it is not up as of 6 p.m. central standard
time. But as soon as it is you will have access to that link via this post...
somewhere?!? How about right HERE!
Yes that is good, now just wait for that link to become active and when it does
grab your self a copy of that download and get to rolling! Hells yeah!
What do you want to be? A mailman, a plumber, or a barber - or do you want to
be like your Uncle J??? A pumpkin' carver?
That's it folks now go get your trick-or-treat on! MLL...
October
30, 2005
Here it is yall, Halloween's eve, and what a great time
of year it is. Last night The Horde hosted a Hallowicked party and from my point
of view, it was off the hook. Mostly everybody had a great time, and for the
most part, everybody was fucking trashed! Good times, I tell ya. On a down note,
we never did get the chance to get a hold of the League of Listalos to get down
on some cross-state Listing it was just to crazy around here, but the List was
pulled out and played at the party (chaotically but still played). We had a
group of 9 people rolling, and we landed on Cosmic Law, Board Games, with BuBz
as the almighty Table Master. The Inner Circle got down on some Pass Out, and
we drank a lot! Needless to say that when the quest was over we were all blitzed
(mostly all of us anyway), and the Listing was done for the evening. But the
party was just getting started.
We had some special treats at the party, Angie, my cousin Brock's girlfriend
(you might have caught her picture on this web site in previous versions - they
were on the main page of The Blue.s style), made the guests some great lil candy
bags, some cupcakes, and some appetizers. Our man, Ty, brought some specially
carved pumpkins that were off the fucking hook! I got pics posted below this
post. Mind you, the photos are taken from my phone and it was all dark so they
did not turn out all that well, but you can tell that they are indeed dope as
fuck! I thank Ty for his hard work on the carving.
Everyone was looking super fresh in their costumes. I really wish I would have
taken more pictures that turned out, but that was not the case. But here is
a brief list of the guests we had. A ninja, a vampire, a Juggalo, Arthur Dent
(from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'), a geisha, a devil woman, a pregnant
woman, Dr. Juggalo, and Death. Everybody put a good amount of thought and hard
work into their costumes and I think we all looked mad good. It was defiantly
a Juggalo party, with sounds from past Hallowicked shows, and visuals from various
Psychopathic videos, as well as KMK flavor. We also hit the bars towards the
end of the evening for a few more drinks. We then ended the night back at my
place with a few more drinks. We kept that party going till 3 am. Let me tell
you it was a solid night of drinking. Especially considering that Bonez and
I started at 3ish (we hit the bar right after we went shopping for the alcohol).
So 12 hours of getting messed up made for a great Halloween bash!
In other news all Listalos around the globe can hit up Morton's
List official web site tomorrow and download Morton's Lite:13% for their
gaming pleasure! It is a free download and not something you want to miss. Even
if you have never played Morton's List, this is a great chance to try it out
- FOR FREE! It might also be a chance to get back into the game if you have
fallen out of touch with the List. At least download the trial game and give
it a shot. I am expecting good things to come out of this condensed version
of the game. So if your like me, you will be on the edge of your seat until
that free download is saved onto your hard-drive. Do not miss out, go peep it
out!
That will wrap up the news for today. If your still craving more info you can
peep out ouija's Lounge for more
in depth info and a bit of a twist on The Horde's Hallowicked bash. Remember,
do not forget to get the free download and may your boulders roll on the side
of good Karma. Happy Hallowicked yall, MLL...
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October
24, 2005
Well I said I would be back in 3 days and here I am! First
The Horde wants to say congratulations to OddBall and Sugar Tits on their anniversary!
And now I want to drop some details on The Horde's Halloween Party/Morton's
Lite: 13% pre-release party. The event will take place on Saturday, October
29, 2005 at 5:55 p.m. It will take place at my home, (I am ouija if you did
not know) which is located in Grafton. If yall need more details you can email
me and I can get the directions to you. We will have a few rounds of Morton's
List happening, some beer, and who knows what else. If you do plan on attending
you must be in costume and do not go at it half assed. Pimp your self out. Hope
to see you there! MLL...
October
21, 2005
Hello to yall! Thanks for dropping by The Horde. Today we have some various
news to report to yall and it will take you on a roller coaster of emotions,
or at least it takes me on a roller coaster of emotions. What the fuck ever...
on with the show!
The first big piece of fresh ass news comes straight from Morton's
List official web site, direct from the Table Master, muther fucker. NEW
SHIRTS are now for sale, and as the Table Master has stated, they are fresher
than fresh. Nothing stale here folks, all totally customizable and the only
limit is your mind. A very cool new item up for sale at www.mortonslist.com
go check it out! I would buy one but I still have no job and no $ so that means
no shirt for me right now... stale as fuck. Yall can bet that I will pick one
up as soon as I get a hold of $30 dollars though. Thanks to all the hard work
done by the DCG crew and the ML staff for finding those shirts and getting em
to us. I mean that yall, thanks!
In other news, non ML related news, I found out some disturbing information
today. In the newest edition of Maxim, the writers called ICP a joke. Well this
is not really news to any Juggalo, as we all know most critics do not like the
clowns, but I have been a long time reader of Maxim, for a number of reasons,
and am now second guessing that decision. I own every issue of that magazine
from issue 2 to the current issue 95 (most are in storage though). Anyway, I
was just kind of hurt to see that they considered the whole ICP/Juggalo thing
a joke. Well, I am like 'fuck them' and I hope if you saw the lil blurb - you
too would be like fuck them. So no more renewing that magazine for me, I need
to find a new magazine to read. I have half a mind to write them fuckers a letter,
and tell them to eat a bowl of dicks. Fucking assholes. I do believe they have
mentioned the clowns in past issues but never called them a joke, it was just
not their thing, but now they are fucking better than the clowns cause the mag.
has long since become a mainstream read. While I was able to get over the fact
it was mainstream, it now just sucks a fat one, and I feel betrayed. Anyone
have a good idea as to what mag. I should turn to for entertainment now? Email
me your suggestions if you have one, I would consider it a personal favor
and you know I will get you back.
Moving on to a more up lifting part of the news, The Horde will be hosting a
Halloween/Release party for Morton's Lite: 13%. It will be next weekend (TBA
in the next 3 days), I am thinking something like Sat. or Sun. but prob. Sat.
More info will come your way soon so keep those peepers peeled for that. Bring
a costume and a Monster and it'll be straight as fuck. Boulders will roll, beer
will flow, and base jumping will be out of the question (as there is no bases
around here that I am aware of). So be there or miss it.
On a sadder not, the League of Listalos have postponed their League TV series.
I am kind of bummed out, but the site tells us it will be up in the future after
some finance issues are worked out. So on that note I want to say fuck free
hosting sites that do not let one up load such files. Ahh well what can you
do? We wish them the best of luck getting that series out to the land of Listylvannia.
Godspeed. But on a positive note, they have added all sorts of fresh ass stuff
to their web site, new pages, and such, I enjoyed, and I think yall will to.
Some of it is old info just rehashed and laid out in a different and even better
way, while some of it is new and fresh. Either way that IC pimped it out, so
peep it and send that Inner Circle some helly fresh Karma! Keep up the good
work yall, I am loving it... not unlike MceyD's.
Now while I am at it I want to put in a shameless plug for my blog, it is kind
of an extension of The Horde, but it also involves some personal aspects of
yours truly. I am doing my best to keep this site up and that blog up so peep
it out... ouija's Lounge.
Finally, I want to just say that I have no control over the tag-board and when
it is out, as it is right now; you can blame tag-board.com for that bull shit.
It is not our fault, it just comes and goes as it pleases. Sorry yall. And one
can find the title and table symbols in our Morton's
List secion, thanks to mortionslist.com. Or you can just go there and get
them, if you know where to look?! Ojoj.
And with that, I, your Horde news ninja, ouija, say peace out and want to send
the best of Karma out to all of the Listalos around the world. MLL...
October
10, 2005
Well if you have yet to see it Morton's
List official web site has a new updates all over that muther fucker. It
looks better, it has much more information, and it has EVERY Morton's List related
internet link there for yall to click on and check out. There is a good chance
you have not seen every one they have, so go check it out.
It is also told that the League of Listalos has finished their lil net TV bit
and are working on posting it as I type this. The link is here. If it is not
working yet it is because they have not got the page up yet, but we have been
told it will be soon. I am excited, now go check that out. Really check out
the net TV first, then go to the Morton's List site and peep that. Join the
tag board if you have not done so already, and tell the League of Listalos what
you think of their show. Props to them again, and I have not even seen the thing
yet!
Ok that is all for now. Much List Love to all the fam out there, and keep up
your Karma during the Season of the Pumpkin...
October
1, 2005
Tis' the season of the pumpkin! How very good, I am excited and not only
for that, but it means it is fall and fall is my favorite season. The leaves
are starting to turn, and the weather is cooling down; it is a beautiful thing
indeed. Well today there is a bit of a downside though. For some reason mortonslist.com
is not up and running currently. I am not sure why, but oh it is sad. But we
can still get to the message board.
Mainly I just wanted to make this known so I could link to the forum with ease.
Hope that helps someone out. Peace out and enjoy the season yall!!!
MLL...