Horde News Archive

October 29, 2003
Listylvania the time is very near. Hallowicked, my favorite time of the year. Be looking for a report on the event to be up soon after our return. And as yall know there are other stops on the tour as well, and I just want to wish our homies at The Crimson M best of luck and have a helly fresh time. But that will be a given. The Horde would also like to say hello to Sammy, who is also finnin be at the Mad town show. I am missing out there. By the way Sammy- Bubz needs some quests signed. So let us know next time your planning on being around.
As I write this my homie Rick from the FRO is on a bus up to visit the Hatchet Hut. We send good Karma his way so he makes it safe... God Speed to all of us that are finnin to be travling these next few days. Be Safe family, we care about you.
Lastly there was a bit of changes to the site. So small I am not even gonna count it, but you will see we got a bit of a better Horde Shield and will see this one everywhere. And on occasion yall will run into the old hated Horde shield the stale version. ojoj... And the movement of the Poll from the Twilight Lord page to the front gate. I think it needs more exposure; so I am gonna try that. If your looking for the Horde History page... It can now be found in the Twilight Lord page.
Well that is it for me until our return from the Greatest Show on Earth... HALLOWICKED.
Much List Love...

October 26, 2003
What up yall? The Horde had an event yesterday; as yall may or may not know. It was on, then it was canceled, then it was on, then yep you guessed it... canceled. But at the moment of lost hope; it was on again. We got a quest in with an old pre-Horde Listalo. Needless to say he became Horde, right then and there. We have big plans to paly with Zack a lot more. To see more visit the Daredevil page.
In an attempt to keep track of the Horde version that is being currently viewed can now be found under HordeHistory. It is really for my use but if yall are wondering where we stand and how far we have come you can find it out there.
The TableAcolyte page has also been updated. Hallowicked will be very soon and like I said before; the Invasion will be announced soon there after. Get your vote in soon.
And if you were not paying attention at the front gate, we have a new Horde Shield. Inspired by the Ninja of the week! Be sure to peep that out... And while your checking that out make sure to look in on the i-ninja.
If your going to be at Hallowicked be looking out for The Horde. Bubz and I will be there; and we want to roll! Much List Love...MLF

October 21, 2003
Good Morning Listylvania! A new lil tag thing up for yall. But wait it gets better. I promise. It has been a long time in the making but I am thinking that this is the week. So make sure your chcking us out and keeping up on all of the happenings cause there are going to be a lot.
We have a new vote up in the holiday section. Yall might want to get down and rep a town before the invasion is set up. There is not much time left casue after Hallowicked the decision will be made and a time will be set. So get off your ass and vote. If not well there is nothing I can do but Listylvania is a democratic type org. well I think it might be anyway?
In other news... The Last Solar Rise has come and it has gone. And if you missed out well you missed out. There were some mad good times. And Fresh Karma was high. I think like 6 out of 8 ninjas got Fresh Karma! That is mad Phat.
Also it is looking like The Horde will be having a session of List on this coming Saturday. And Fresh Karma will be there. So if your looking for the chance to roll o bit o Fresh Karma watch for the time and the place to be. Also I would like to get a quest or two from that day on film. So the more the better.
A lil bit of new shit for yall coming later in the week so keep your peepers a watching. It could be tonight it could be late as Friday. I am not telling. and updates on the review of Horde merch. MLF...

October 17, 2003
I have made a few new changes to the site, no much yall will be able to tell or even care for that matter but at any rate it is closer to being done. A new section has popped up in The Horde Bazaar. It is a review section of past purchases at cafepress.com. Have you been eyeing up a sweatshirt or maybe a disc. Not sure how it will turn out? Well neither did I till I ordered. It is all there reviews on all of the items I have bought thus far. It is pretty good yall and I am finnin order again. Soon.
Keep in mind that The Last Solar Rise is just around the corner. I have been up all night to adjust my sleeping habits so that I will be in full efect when the time comes. I hope yall are planning to attend. Big Tymer will be missed if the tag-board is correct. He says he will not be able to attend. Well it is mad early and they got far to drive and they other dealings with on their plate. But Big Tymer and Kittie, rest assured yall be there in spirt for sure. Much List Love to the both, rather the three of you!
Be sure to check on the advances in the next Horde Holiday. Well really it could be a set back unless we here at The Horde get some more votes. So come on yall cast a vote. Where do you want us to invade. Peace out yall
MLF...

October 15, 2003
There are some major news events that are to be covered in todays update. First and fore most is the newest version of thehorde.us. That is right, I have spent mad hours working on a plan to make the site a bit more user friendly. You will notice that we have new sub-title bars throughout the site, which is in replace of a stale ass gray bar. But never fear if you were a fan of the gray bar it still has its place at thehorde.us. It is now used to divide sub-sub-sections. It is not used in may sections but one or two.
Next item on the table is the Last Solar Rise event hosted by Crimson M Ninjas. Hit them up for all of the details but know this... The Horde will be represented by both Bubz and myself. And I am planning on being there all day long. There is sure to be freshness up the wazoo no matter what happens.
In the next few days, and I hope no longer than a week, a new intergration will take place. You have heard the rumors at FRO, and hints of it at Crimson M, and also you have seen it here. Well expect a massive attack to be made by this lil thing. It opens doors we did not have before and it will set a standard for us in the future. Well lets hope so anyway. But keep your beedy eyeballs locked on The Crimson M, The FRO, and The Horde. It is coming and you can do nothing to stop us. Well you could hunt us down and kill us all, but then your dumb ass would miss the happenings. So sit tight and hold your breath... Very very soon...MLF...

October 12, 2003
As the wickedness approaches us all; we anxiously await the show. While we wait The Horde prepares for the devistation. There is lots going on in the next lil bit yall so pay attention.
First The Ninjas of the Crimson M have posted up a messsage bring news of yet another Opening of the Circle. Check out Crimson M for all of the details. There will be at least two Horde members in full effect for that day! Can yall guess who? Not really hard huh? Yes that is sad but what can I do? We also have some more flavor for you around the way. More on that after Hallowicked. But this OOTC will be in fact the last good time to get outside and roll. Wicked cold weather is all about to set in for some time. Which means for most of us that ML moves inside for the most part. Lets make this last summer event the atom bomb! Which it sure promises to be...
For those who are not on the tip... Next years Gathering is on 1000% guaranteed. And it is to be held at the exact same place! And now the following is only speculation but probably true... There will be less cops that are looking to pull us over. So lets all thank Psychopathic for that, and their big payout to the fucking police.
And lastly The Horde has a new symbol: The Horde Shield. That is a link to the pic. It is kind of like a seal of approvial but it is also like the symbol that would be on a Horde Flag, or a Horde Jersey. The look is basic and could change a minor bit but it I am happy with it as of now. Chech it out in The Horde Attire store.
So wallow in all of this goodness I have placed before you and enjoy the good weather while it lasts...MLF

October 4, 2003
Bubz is now a Visionary. Congrats Ninja. And get this yall... Bubz recently rolled Skate or Die with The Ninjas of the Crimson M. He had to buy some lil 16 inch stakeboard to do the quest. He wanted to do better after the quest was over and before we rolled last night he went to Wal-Mart and bought roller-blades to pratice. As we were rolling our second quest of the night Bubz called Skate or Die. And low and behold Em the Table Master rolled Skate or Die. Bubz had helly karma.
There has been further updates to the site. There are added descriptions to the mouse over text. Also The Horde has found a long lost umm... Member (for lack of a better word). My homie Zack. Now he is a Listalo that played with us for the first 65 or 70 quests. Then we just could not get together as much and we just happen to lose contact. But we have made contact with him and we got numbers exchanged again. Just a super mad fresh ninja yall... And all he has to do is to roll with us one more time. Then if all goes well he will be Horde.
Other updates will be seen throughout the site but we will let yall figure those out for yourselves. MLF...(Morton's List Foever...)

October 3, 2003
Good day yall. The Horde has come back at yall with some updates to the site. The galleries are not uniform. It took me long enough but I had to make it harder than it was. But that is the way shit goes sometimes.
There seems to be some talk as of late about some intergrations. With other Morton's List sites. For instance a single tagboard, and a single forum for all three to share. I like this as an idea we should think and talk it over. Cause I am down for it. We just need to pick on and share the code. Lets just see what happens.
And as mentioned on the tag board... we now have a menu bar at the bottom of every page. I hope that these updates help yall out and make things a bit cleaner and better for your overall enjoyment.
And just so that all know... if you got the time, check out the forum page. I will soon put a post up here about ideas as per a possible intergration among us. Let us know if your down or think it is bad.
Lastly we have some other updates throughout the site. Some corrections and some unity. More will be coming. So look for some email forms to hook us up.
Much List love to yall...

October 1, 2003
It has been a long few weeks yall. Nothing but work. Well that is the price one has to pay. Well as yall saw The Horde has added new interactive items all throughout the site. We have a tagboard, guestbook, site ring and that is all just on the first page! Also we have polls, free for all public links, a message forum, and a chat hut. And there is ever more to come in the future. I have been working on some other freshness but it is still under wraps for now. But keep and eye out for it.
Congratulations to many this week: The Horde's very own Bubz for making Visionary, way to be ninja. Big Tymer and Kittie for their soon expected bundle of joy/pain/happiness/misery... To my homie OddBall and last weeks Ninja of the week, Sugar Tits; for their new move and up and coming fresh shit from Crimson M.
Well a large change is soon to be happening for me. I am moving to another shitty town; however it is closer to work. MAD CLOSER. But as yall have seen for the past 8 days, a lack of activity has happen here at The Horde. This trend may very well continue over the next two or three weeks. But we will be back soon. And updates will prob not come but new additions will pop up otta no where and I will not tell yall. So keep looking for cool shit like that to happen.
MLL...

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