Horde News Archive

November 23, 2004
ouija's Lounge grows more and more each hour. I hope yall will stop in and chill there for at least a moment and check out all that is happening there. You will also find a mini-revamp done to the Listylcannia page. There are now subheaders and such for all on-line activites that are List related, namely sites, groups and blogs. If you have any links to offer to us contact me with that info at: ouija@thehorde.us. So that is that, the lounge has some freshness for your ears and eyes, some updates throughout our Horde site, and with much more to come in the near future. I would ask kindly that you would leave a comment or two in our lounge and tell us what you think. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and if your driving somewhere, have a safe trip. Good Karma to all...

November 22, 2004 Part 2
And again I come at yall with a two part-er today! So this time I want to give yall something really fresh. Well I think it is fresh and I hope yall will feel the same way... I will just have to see. But what I have been working on tonight is my profile. If you have not checked it out lately, I ask that you please do. I updated a month or so ago, and again tonight. I have added some freshness to it, and when you click on that page, expect sound to happen. All the newly added info from today's update is marked with a *NEW* tag. The biggest update I have added is a personal WebWorks, namely my blog, ouija's lounge. The lounge is a place to chill and check into all things Morton's List, Horde, and ouija-like. There are written a few written post as well as fresh as audio updates. So check there for the first audio update and the full down low on the lounge.
There is also a new link to a site filled with freshness, 8thhouse.biz, a site owned my my neighbor, who operates a recording studio and is in a band. He is a general Renaissance man with all sorts of skills. Check out his site, it may come in handy for a quest or maybe you want to make a record; he can help you.
So look into my updated profile for all sorts of goodness, check out the lounge - it is off the hook, or it will be soon enough (Please take a second and leave a comment or two as to whether you like the idea of that or not.) Be sure and check out 8thhouse.biz for all sorts of info and sounds, and keep it live as hell yall!
MLL...

November 22, 2004 Part 1
This is only a very short update, but you can find a Morton's List Yahoo! group in our Listylvannia section. I cannot believe I did not know that this group existed, but check it out yall, it has a lot of good info on it. And I do believe that will put yall up to date on activities here at The Horde.
LLL ...

November 20, 2004 Part 2
There is quite a bit of action going on in the classified sections here at The Horde. Ok well not a whole lot, but something at least. You will also find a new picture of my cousin Sammy and me (at her 16th Birthday) on the Listylvannia page. Well that is all the updating I think I will do for today. I mean come one yall, two different posts on the same day, all before most of yall even get up. It will be a good day indeed.

November 20, 2004 Part 1
Well I have finally taken the pictures of The Horde Table; as it has been updated and some graphics have been added. So I thought that it was about time that I put the photos up of the Table. You will find a collage of pictures below this post that depict our beloved table. You can also go under the Tools section and find out more info on the this pimped out rolling table. It took me over a year to get it the way I wanted it, and here it is in all of it's glory:

November 18, 2004
A quick little news post for the Listalos. Number one, the taping of The Horde show is underway and coming along nicely. We are all excited and pumped up for that. So be looking for it. More of course will be posted on that as the time nears.
Secondly, we are having major problems with the tag-board as yall can see. I am not really sure what the fuck is up with that. Our subscription to the tag-board did run out over a month ago; however they let us use it for an extra month. But now, the entire tag-board site is down, and I do not know why. As a result I cannot renew the subscription, or even look into the problem. I do apologize for the lack of a tag-board, but that is the way it goes sometimes I guess. If nothing else, I will be looking for a new tag-board in the next few days - that is of course if we cannot get ours back up and running. That is all I can say about that problem, it is really out of any of our hands and in the hands of the people at tag-board.com. So lets all hope they get their act together and get the site back up and running.
That is all I got yall... except a belated Happy Birthday to Kill. Her birthday was yesterday. So yeah, peace out...
LLL...

November 15, 2004
Just a few things to let yall know about... One I am working on some major content change here on the site. I am not sure if yall actually go though all the pages we have and review them, but I would suggest you do so in the next couple days/weeks, and some will get tossed aside and/or archived and the rest will be updated. This update will include new pictures, updates in our member profiles, and various other general info will be posted up. The layout of the site will not change, but many of the pages with in the site will updated. As for our hidden links, some will be taken down, others will be added. Look for all that and more in the up coming weeks. Also you will find minor updates done already, a new look at a possible Horde Holiday, and some changes in sizing have already been done. Yall with that 800x600 version... I am trying to keep yall up to date as far as links and such go. I spend most of my time on this site in the 1024x768 version, but today I have put in some time on the 800x600 version. I hope yall are thankful, because it does nothing for me expect add to my work load, but I do it cause I love yall oh so much.
Now if you look directly above this post and examine the large Horde menu bar you will see a new link called Show. Yes the link just appeared in the middle of the night when no one was looking! Well I am sad to say the show is not yet posted, but you can view the production company logo, and the see the title for The Horde Show. Really none of it is all that revealing, but I wanted to just let yall have a peek, as to gain more interest into The Horde Show. We here at www.thehorde.us are hard at work on this project, and we are promising you nothing but funny freshness. I am so excited to get it posted! It may be a while before you actually see the show, as we have recently bee experience some draw backs, however we still want to have it out in the next few weeks. I would like to say before the end of the month, but that is only 2 weeks away. We will try like hell, but you will see it soon enough. So that is really all the news I have for you, keep checking that link and watch for show updates, and possible show previews as we get some more of it done. Lastly I want to give a big shout out to my homies over at the Monster Energy drink place. I doubt they will even see this, but The Horde has nothing but love for Monster...Hell I am drinking one right now! Monster the unofficial drink of The Horde, for now at least until it becomes official! Give us a Monster Mini-fridge that is stocked to the max with blue.
And finally I would like to share a bit of personal info with yall... I have quit my stale ass job of cooking at Autumn Ridge Golf course, and I will be working full time for Realon Real estate as for Wednesday! Thank Karma!
Peace out yall... MCL

November 3, 2004
It is still early in the day, 1:15 in the am, and we still do not know who the next president will be. And it seems that the fight for legalization in Alaska is not looking so good right at this moment. I hope that all changes in the next few hours but we will all just have to wait it out and see. The Horde as a whole will not come out and support any candidate in any election except Juice, but as for me personally I am going for Kerry... sorry Juice.
Anyway on to other news that is of concern to us... The Horde Show* is under way and as a matter of fact you can even catch a glimpse of a stale ass unusable clip right here, right now. Well may be not right this very second, but as soon as you can find it. I hid the fucking thing just to add to the excitement of it all. So there is a hidden page here at thehorde.us, and if you can find it, you can view a stale ass look at what will soon be known as The Horde Show*, or something to that effect. I will give yall a few hints now:
1. The hidden page has been hidden for a sometime, and you may have visited the page before, if you ever looked for some of the Horde's hidden links.
2. The page informs Listylvannia of things that are in the works and happening soon.
3. As long as you are with in site, you should be able to access this link, the only exception I can think of is if you are on the splash page.
4. No that is it, no more hints. If I told you any more you would not even have to look. And besides, there are quite a few hidden links within this web site, by looking for this one, you just might find out some other unknown freshness you have not seen before, and that would be worth it, right?
So there you go Listalos. I hope that yall are as pumped for The Horde Show* as we are about it. And again, remember the clip that is hidden right now, is not all that fresh, but just to get you thinking. So expect more news here as the week progresses.
MLL...

November 1, 2004
Hallowicked has come and gone, and I am safely back from the show in Detroit. I must say that the whole thing was not that great. Let me expand on this... It was all good till we got to the show. First they had raised all their prices on merch, which was kind of stale, but OK no big deal. We got a beer and just checked everything out. It was at the same place it was last year, The State. Now I am not sure who's idea this was, but you could only go on the floor if you had a floor ticket. We were forced to sit up in box C the whole time. Ninjas that tried to jump down, were stopped before they could get over. I was smoking, and they said I had to go out side, there was no smoking in the building. STALE as fuck. So I went to the bar and smoked in there. And they always wanted to check your ticket, no matter where you went 'let me see your ticket'. Hell even when we were in our box, the fucking dick came up to us, for no reason, and told us he wanted to see our tickets. FUCK THEM. So we were stuck up in Box C, and could not smoke, and could not mosh. And this was supposed to be a good time? Really though, the show was cool, but the politics of it all sucked a big one. Filthy Immigrants were on first and for being the first time I saw them, they did really fucking good. I might pick up their CD some day. Then ABK did one of the best sets of the night. He did music from Dirty History, and from Hatchet Warrior. He is pure talent if you ask me. Esham kicked that wicked shit pretty hard core. He did a good job indeed. Then Mack 10 came out, I do not know how he did, I was pissed off about that no smoking deal and was in the bar hammering back LaBatt beer. I guess he did a good set, but honestly I do not care. Then, after a few more beers, and a few more smokes I headed back up to our stale as fuck box C. Other ninjas were now up there. One chick got kicked out like 2 minutes before ICP came out. She had flashed the crowd, I yelled to show some love to juggalos over our way, so she flashed box C, and then not 30 seconds latter, some chick came to kick her out. The titties were sad really, and she got kicked out, how fucking stale. I felt really bad for her, I had talked to her for a few seconds in the bar; she seemed to have some issues, but to get booted right before ICP. It was stale. Then as I am sure yall read up on Insaneclownposse.com, Juggalos rushed the stage, and the show was cut short. Paul, went there with me, and when the show ended, and the lights came on, we were just like what the fuck? It ended so soon, and while there set was really fucking awesome, box C was our little jail if you will. So I did not have all that great of a time at the show. Plus as you probably also read, we did not get Hallowicked CDs. Paul nor I met anyone who got one; we figured they canceled that deal. So I got the song off insaneclownposse.com and you can get your version of this song right here at the horde... Hallowicked 2004 - Murda Cloak (ICP and ABK, with music by Esham). Click on that link, and give it a few seconds and it will play for you. If you wish to save it, do so by left clicking as save target as... for all I.E. 6.0+ users. Anybody else, well I do not know, but I bet you do. So I hope that I can buy the actual CD on hatchetgear.com soon, but we will see. And by the way if you have not seen the new hatchetgear.com, check it out. It is so much staler. Shit is hard to find and it has poor organization. It looks cool as fuck, but the users abilities on the site kind of blow. I wonder what is going on in the world of Psychopathic lately, from my experience they seem to be trying too hard, or something like that.
On to Morton's List related news, which I feel is more important than Psychopathic news, due to the fact I am currently disgruntle toward Psychopathic, but that is neither here nor there. The Horde Show (name pending, but I will use this for now since it gets the point across) is in the works, and we have quite a bit of material. I do ask that other Inner Circles help us out and send us a clip or two of your Circles, activities. Of course if it is too much work or not possible, it is understandable, but if you have some footage or audio you would be willing to share, please send it to ouija@thehorde.us. The first installment is being worked on this week, and I want to get it to the Listalos ASAP. So be looking for that by the end of this month. I am not sure how often we will do this, but we are having a good time with it thus far, as we hope Listylvannia will also enjoy The Horde Show.
The Horde hopes all enjoyed this Halloween, and now have plenty of memories from that day. It is one of my favorite days out of the year and I always have a good time, even this year with all the staleness. Well that is it for me today, at the bottom of this post you can find this month's quote. Happy November, and bring on the muther fucking snow... IT IS SNOWBOARDING time!
MLL...

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