Horde News Archive

November 30, 2003
Well yall it is almost Christmas in this bitch. How fucking exciting. I hate, no I loth Christmas. All that happy holiday cheer. It is all a bunch of shit. But there is nothing I can do but grin and bare it. How fucking stale. Ouija's profile has been updated a bit more. Besides that however there is not much as far as updates go for yall. I am sorry about that but we here at the Horde, or I rather, have been working on an updated version of this site. It will be quite a process and we are not even giving an estimation of when it will be out. But it is in the works. So if you have any ideas throw them our way. We are still kind of working with a blank page. We have ideas of how things will be different and what we want to do, but the layout is still a work in process. So let us know what you would like to see.
As is with every week The Horde has up new items in the List Acolyte (Smokers Lounge). But we got no other freshness. However we would like to infor yall of the HOQ. It is going well and we have gotten a positive response from our man Bubz, and BigTymer from the Crimson M. These two are schooling it in the HOQ! Come and see. This wednesday, there is a good chance you can find the 3 of us in there rolling that boulder. Come and join us.
Well hope yall enjoyed thanksgiving and get ready for st. nick's night; that is coming soon.
MLL...

November 24, 2003
What up Yall. We are back at you with a whole new world of news. Special new first... There is a new Inner Circle. The List Master page is where you can find this new group. It seems as though that they are rather new, but it is fresh thus far. Keep an eye on these ninjas.
For all of those that missed the HOQ on Sat. you missed a lot. Look for the next HOQ Wed. night at 7ish. Freshness will be there so make sure that your there.
Of course we have updated the List Acolyte page. And we are still needing submissions for the 420 page. Hook us up please?!
As far as intergration goes we are waiting to hear from yall still. Do you like our current message board or should we change it up? We have heard from a select few but what do the rest of yall say.
I have mentioned the Morton's Cup in the last post and now realize that many of you do not know that that is all about. Go to the Messageboard and peep that shit out. Make sure to sign up and let us know who you are. You can leave your comments there about the board; keep it or change it.
An announcement about The Horde Invasion is still in limbo... VOTE.
BE SURE TO PEEP www.NINJASOFTHENIGHT.tk. We hope to get to work them in the future.
Added bonus- Just updated my profile with favorite links. They might come in handy for a quest .Also some mistakes made on the post earlire today were corrected. Sorry bout that. MLL

November 21, 2003
The Horde is back in the mix with a bit of updating here and there. First yall might have noticed the new NORML support logo on the front gate. Well maybe you did not see it but its there and we are all for NORML. We do not give as money as I would like but I am broke. But I help when I can. And if you agree with their stand point you might want to help them out too. Anyway back to more updates. In the List Acolyte (Smokers Lounge) a new section has been posted. It is the 420 corner. Along with a new lil sub-sub-section called the Smoking picture. It will change on occasion, I would guess every other week or so.
Also the Daredevil (Family) is expanding. I have started a profile on Bubz. Well it is just one picture that he made up during the past HOQ, but it is pretty good. Notice the Tattoo! Fresh. I will try to be starting a profile for all Horde Members: but do not expect that till after 12-21-03.
As far as HOQ we are gonna do it again. Wed. night 11-26-03. My guess would be around 7:00 pm. But More importantly... Saturday. If yall got it free... Try for a Morton Cup event? I am not even sure if The Horde can but I am tossing it out there. We will see if we get any response.
And lastly I am calling out for Listalo Art work. It does not even have to be art... maybe something you did during a quest. The Horde is gonna try to post some of our flavor in the near future. Be like us and send in a piece (copy) of Listalo creativity. MLF...

November 19, 2003
Today is the HOQ double-header! However we do a bit of stale news. The chat room we were planning on using (Aimoo) has cause us major problems and we are going to resort back to the standard Horde Chat Room. So when youare fixing to get singed into the chat room for HOQ you are going to be acessing the Bravenet chat. AIMOO will be pulled down soon - i would guess.
I am sorry about the bone about the chat room and Messagboard. This is all my fault; fully 100% my fault. I am doing everything I can to resolve the problem and get the Intergration back on track soon. I am going to be looking a few options and plan to have it out and posted by the time HOQ rolls aorund.
You can still post on the Aimoo board if you want but i do not see why. If you want to keep it then let it be known on the tag-board if you want it changed let it be known on the tag-board. That is that.
We are out for now, but we will be back here in about 14 hours and 10 minutes. That would be about 6:20. Well peace out
MLL...

November 18, 2003
We are steady come at yall one more time. We just want to remind everyone about tomorrows HOQ. And for this great occasion we got a brand spankin new chat room. That is right, this one will load better (faster) and give yall a bit more control over your settings. This room is intergrated into the new Inner Circle Messageboard. There is one catch to the chat room; you have to login in order to enter the room. It is a tad bit stale but it is a small price to pay. You do not have to login to post on the messageboard though. This message board will be intergrated into the FRO, and Crimson M, and us here at The Horde. The new setup has already been loaded into The Horde and the old messageboard and chat have been replaced. It is already set up and ready for lil eyes to get a look at it. Now as far as the look of it... I set that up myself and the others have not yet made a decision on it yet. but the board is up none the less and has content. We have a few polls, we have general comments, and posts that are looking for your input. So hit up the new Intergrated Board. You do not have to sign up to use the board but I would like to see yall at least identify yourselves as you make posts. Getting back to the HOQ; you can acess tomorrows HOQ via this Messageboard. There will be a link for a chat room in the upper right hand menu in the board. So 11-19-03 @ 6:30 pm be there for the fun. If you cannot make the 6:30 HOQ I will be hanging around to see if any Listalos are down for another HOQ @ 8:00 pm. So there you have it... 2 games scheduled. Hope to see you there.
MLL...

November 17, 2003
Hello Listylvannia... The Horde coming back at you with some updates. After reviewing the Daredevil page, that was just recently updated, i did not like it. So I give it to you again the newly re-updated and fresher than ever Daredevil page. Not much of a change really just a lil reorganizing and a few new icons. But it looks much better and I am happy with it for now. I need to again stress the point that The Horde Invasion voting session has been yet again extended. The date for the Invasion has been speculated to occur sometime at the end of Dec. up until the middle of Jan. But either way read the page and cast a vot or recast a vote or something. Give us a little bit of direction..
Following up with that news I would like to announce a Horde Convergence... This is a meeting of Horde Members to dicuss further action. It is the first meeting of its kind and will probably be a very rare thing. List will be played but a few decisions should be made, and followed up on. This is due to take place on the afternoon of December 21 2003. After the meeting we will travel to Oshkosh to meet up with the Ninjas of the Crimson M. They are hosting a Nightscape party. Hit up their site for all of the wonderful details. It is bound to be helly fresh and good karma will be there for sure.
Lastly Make sure that your around for this weeks HOQ. Wed. the 19th at 6:30. That s Central time. Yes it was bumped up by an hour, I hope this will help. And do not pass over the weekly updated Smokers Lounge, cause it is updated. MLL...

November 15, 2003 Part 2
Yet another update. A much need update. It can be found in the Enigma page. The past enigmas have been answered and archived. And we have put up yet another type of question. And we would really love some feedback on this one yall! I will also be partaking in this question. It is pretty good I think. Also if any one was in the HOQ page and trying to access the Archived HOQ- that link was not working. But that problem is now fixed. Well that is all for this installment. More to come at any time. Depending on when I get sections fully complete. But be looking for all new material from now until Thanksgiving. And beyond that of course but I am gonna be trying to relase a bunch of new Fresh ass posts that are just about ready to be released.
And know that on Thanksgiving The Horde will be gathering. Well all that are in my family. Lauran and Sammy and Brock, are not yet Horde but we are looking to pick them up ASAP. And if I get my way Sammy will be the next one to join Bones and I as Both Blood and Circle related. It is good to have Blood Family that is also your Juggalo Family. It makes for better family functions. And Thanksgiving will be a push for Morton's List. And we are looking to get our Uncle Jill to roll with us agian. She is a fucking bomb ass player. For real yall she was into if from the start. She felt it, and played it out oh so beautifully. Devils Advocate- I beleive it was. Man she deserved a Oscar for that shit. But that is a whole nother story... It might turn up under my personal profile some day.
MCL...

November 15, 2003
Today I got up new additions to the site. The Daredevil - Family page has been updated. Bubz' Title has been fixed, he is a 74° Visionary not a Quester. Also you will find next to each member is a status symbol; the explainations are found on the page. Within the profiles you will find that mine has been expanded quite a bit. New sections dealing with non-Morton's List info, and others still to come - dealing with Morton's List (the next new section will be List related).
Also the first HOQ archive is up and running. It is long but the entire session is posted. I am looking to hold the next HOQ tonight if possibe. Around 8:00pm. Hit up the tag-board if you can make it. If not the next HOQ will be bumped to Wed. of this upcoming week. Around 6 or 7 pm. So get the word to us if either of those days work for yall.
A big congratulations to The Ninjas of the Crimson M. The new site is the bomb. The graphics, the new sections (and make sure to get the beats this week), and the flow. It is so tight; some of the best work we have seen in a while.
We got a huge push for KC with regards to The Horde Invasion. Hurry and cast your vote, or recast your vote. A decision will be coming by December 1 2003. I know that was going to be decided sooner, but I am in charge here and that is when I will be ready to choose.
Lastly look for an i-ninja update very soon. MLL...

November 13, 2003
Well holy fuck... Three posts in the span of 24 hours. This was late breaking news so it did not make it into yesterdays editions. However I have postponed this long enough. There is finally a review posted on, the Listalo Product Review page located on the Bazaar page, for some Crimson M merch. And they got a helly good score! This should have been posted up almost two weeks ago. I am sorry that I did not get that up for yall as quickly as I wanted to.
In other news, our site got helly hits yesterday. The most recored ever here at The Horde. So a big thank you to yall. It was so cool to see that. I usually go and do a lil research about once every week or two; to see where people found us, where they came from, and what they are viewing the site in etc. We recently passed the 1000 mark and have been steady climbing since that happened. It really made me happy to see that. So a big thank you to yall. You gotta understand that we here at The Horde are still fairly new to all of this. And we have had little experience of keeping up a site. I hope yall are enjoying what we have to share and you are leaving with a better understanding of it all. I am out for now and will be glued to the screen to witness the new Crimson M site. OddBall has recently stated it would be up by noon today. That is only 9 hours away. It is not a deadline or anything like that but it should be up. If it is not I would not worry too much, it is coming soon, like a few hours soon! But if it is not up by tonight at midnight, well then, I would start to write threatening emails to the Ninjas and demand they put it up or else!? No I am just playing . But I am at the edge of my seat.
Lastly I would like to comment on a recent tag posted on the tag-board. I am not sure if yall keep up on what happens but this is what was said:
OddBall 218° Maven: Idunno anything about them except they're from Canada (huh-yuk!) and there's six of 'em.
OddBall 218° Maven: Yeah, I didn't tell you about that? They straight up jacked your shit, man...
ouija: OddBall what the fuck is that all about? Am I seeing that right? a Murder of Crows Org?
ouija: Effigy huh? What the fuck is the deal with the Real Murder of Crows Organization. Are yall mad?
OddBall 218° Maven: Hello? I just saw you post...
OddBall 218° Maven: Whoa, hey Effigy - what's up?
Burning Effigy: The REAL Murder of Crows Organization website is almost upon us - are you fools ready?
Ok we here at The Horde need to clear some shit up about these few lines. The 'REAL Murder of Crows Organization' which this Burning Effigy indivual refers to is in no way related to the i-ninja's MOCO. Secondly this was not my shit that they jacked... In fact it was i-ninja and Hey Steve's shit they jacked. We here at The Horde act as a relay station between MOCO and yall. It is a lil known fact, that I should not give out, but Hey Steve is in deep communications with The Crimson M. Or so says i-ninja. But we will not let that affect our relationship with the Ninjas. We Love the Ninjas of the Crimson M. So to wrap this all up i-ninja sent me a one line email to pass on to yall.
" This new Murder of Crows Organization is under heavy surveillance and suspicion, and not tied in with us. "
If you read the new i-ninja session you will see MOCO was attacked recently. Maybe by Effigy. But this is all just Malicious Gossip...

November 12, 2003 Part 2
So much is going on that we had to have another update for today. The Horde has done some updating that yall should know about. First off is that i-ninja is back for his fourth session with The Horde. The review that was posted last night for the Mad-Town Wicked Wonka Tour has been cleaned up a a bit. At least as far as the pictures go. And finally we have a new Rare Occurance has been posted. The Horde thanks OddBall for that. We have also got to up our version- check that out in The Horde History. Also we are calling for last call to vote for The Horde Invasion, all votes will be taken via the current Horde Message Board; which can be found in the List Master page. And even if you have voted in the past you can still revote. As a matter of fact you can vote as much as you want. Even if the location is not possible. The Horde is up for the challenge. So send us to Ireland, Rome, or Japan. We are down.
Next an even bigger announcement... A new version of The Crimson M is planned to be relased within the next 12 hours. I am so very excited for that. The Ninjas will school that bitch like what. You can bet the bank on that.
Lastly I wanted to ask for any sort of content for the Smokers Lounge. Mainly the Turtle page which will soon become the 420 page. But we are gonna stick to the Turtle page until it is not as raw. And it has more content. So anyting that would fit into the page, let us have it.
MLL...

Nopvember 12, 2003
What up Ninjas? The Horde as a bunch of news for yall. We have a review of the Wicked Wonka show in Mad-Town. The Horde would like to thank Sammy for that piece. She got some goopd pic. We also have new pictures of our homies from The Crimson M. I was there to go over some site info and we got down on a quest: rolled Man vs. Machine. Here is the pictures from that. You will also find a new section in the Smokers Lounge. It needs some help from yall with regards to pictures, so throw some our way if you got a lil something that would fit in there. As it grows it will become a bit cleaner and better laid out. Also the lists for the week have been updated in the Lounge.
Soon yall should be looking for some more info on the HOQ. We have further developments and trust me... they are phat. Another HOQ may be going on as early as Saturday. I am not sure who is in or who is out but hit up the tag-board and we will see.
A message for the Webmasters... Further info on intergration will be coming your way either today or tomorrow. I am still working out a few things but it is about done. Except for yalls approval.
Lastly be looking for an announcement of the Invasion... Soon yall. And even bigger news is on the horizion, or so the crows say.
MLF...

November 6, 2003
I just wanted to drop a few details about the up and coming Horde Onling Quest. HOQ is a new thing we are gonna try. On Saturday November 8 2003 at 8:00 pm The Horde is goiong to attempt its first ever online session of Morton's List. Remember this is just a trial run, and we have no way of knowing how it will turn out. It could be the next Crack Rock or it could be like Chevy Chases' Talk show a few years back. Only time will tell. But one thing is for sure... we need yall to get it up and roll with us. I am thinking we will have enough to play but lets try to get some more Listalos up in that bitch. Well first let me tell you where you can find this 'bitch.' It will be held in The Horde Chat Room. There will be a link to it on the Tagboard before it starts, otherwise you can always just go to the Twilight Lord page and easily find it. The entire ordeal will be archived and will be posted. If it goes well it will get its own section here at The Horde and will be done on the regular. This will be very different than normal Listing. It will be as if your playing alone but not really. So we will have to have some guidlines that should be followed.
This has been thought over for some time and has been in the works for about 3 months. It was orginally going to get a huge release but insead I knid of just let it slip right in. But there is the working of it:
1. In order to play you must be in The Horde Chat room. Other wise you will have no fucking clue what is going on and would be just guessing what it is we are doing.
2. It is better to have another person with you to witness the rolling. If you do not have another person with you; you cannot partake in the rolling for TM. In the event nobody has a second party... Degrees cannot be given out, however the quest will still happen. In this event, the quest would just be for fun and be based all on the honesty of one person.
3. In order to claim degrees, taking into account all of the terms are met, you must provide evidence of doing the said quest. For example you must take pictures of what you saw and or did or video tape the event. In the case of either it is necessay to provide proof of the date. Such as a time stamp on the image or be shown in some way with out a doubt. Gaining Degrees will come down to how well you document the activity, and a decision by the TM.
5. It is not necessay but one should have a few items ready at their disposal. Morton's List... especially if you want to be TM. Dice... Especially if you want to be TM... Recorder... Paper, pen, camera, video recorder, tape recorder - what ever the fuck you will need to keep track of the shit. and of course the Smoke... All that you can get!
4. Lastly yall must bring patients to this event. Since we will be in small groups making up a whole Inner Circle - instead of a whole Inner Circle; we must remember that not every quest will be able to be done. However we have grey areas to work within, so come creative and ready for ANYTHING.
A bit more info may be posted and/or changed before Saturday. But this is how it is looking for now. Hope to see yall there.
MLF...

November 5, 2003
The Season of the pumpkin is over. The times will get a bit hecktic for us all. So much going on this time of year. Thanksgiving will be upon us like a run away train, then St. Nick will come to us all, the X-mas is here, followed so soon by the New Year. As a result of this much activity is always going on; Family functions, Partys to go to, Events to perpare for. I am sure this will slow down the List world a bit. But never fear we here at The Horde are fining to cramp your schedule a bit more. The invasion is soon to be announced- better make sure you get your vote in soon.
Now if your in Wisconsin and your feeling like playing a lil list... well today is your day. The Horde is trying to put together a day of List. So if your down hit up a Horde member or the Tag board and let us know.
And in a last bit of news... the time has come yall. This 11-08-03 @ about 7:30 or 8:00 central, in the p.m. ... The Horde is going to try something out of this world. We are going to try to conduct the first ever Horde-Online -Quest. HOQ will require some patients but I am thinking it will work. Here is how ... First if your able to play on Saturday... NO MATTER WHERE YOUR AT... You need to let us know. We need to make sure we have at least a few will Listalos to do this. We will do it via The Horde Chat room. We will be playing together but yet not be together. So how do you keep it honest? Well that is a good question. You should have a second player/witness. If not then you cannot be Table Master or even try for T.M.. However you can still play. Keep in mind that I do not think any degrees can be given out unless you have 2 other people with you physically. (Even though the Circle could be huge.) More details will come once I know that Ninjas are down to give it a try. And if it turns out that Sat. is not a good day for yall then we can switch it up. Nothing is set in place here yall. I am just using this as a starting point. HOQ will take great thinking and trust. So I hope that yall are digging the idea. I see it turning out like this: Those that have- a copy of ML, dice, and a witness will be doing the rolling for TM. The winner from each location will then roll off agains those remaining and the witness' are there to keep honesty in the Circle.When TM is chosen they will do the rolling of the Boulder and post each roll. Then those not TM and have books can copy the info into the room so those without a book can understand what needs to be done. The Horde is only planning on trying this for one quest on Sat. Reason being - I do not want Listalos to be held up from Saturday Night Activities. But if you can please try to make it. Let us know if you think you are gonna try... Hope we can get an alright turn out. It could be cool as fuck to be Listing with Ninjas from all over at one time doing the exact same type of quest.
MLF...

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