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Horde News Archive
March
29, 2004
How goes it yall. It has been a while huh? Well I was on Spring Break,
so that ment no school, however my work schedule doubled. On top of it my car
has given me nothing but toruble of late. It is so stale you would have to see
it, and ride in it to understand. It blows, the fucking thing was a bad purchase.
I am going to lose my ass on it. I am going to purchase a new car and that puts
a major strain on my budget. This makes my Gathering plans very very grim. I
am not going to be able to make a final decision yet but speculation would point
to me not going. STALE.
Well school has started back up today and I am back to the old grind. I am also
looking for a new job and I think I have a good lead. All this means that you
will hear less from the site over the next few weeks. But I will put forth effort
to keep yall posted on the situation.
The Horde did get together last night. Well really it was just BuBz and myself
representing, but Paul did show up this time and we rolled one. It was so sad,
I was TM, we rolled a deviation - #8 Gamble, the first quest was given up and
we took the gamble. We rolled a quest on Lore Galore Unexplained Entities. We
came up with some weak ass shit. First we went to McDonalds to look for the
McNugget shaped like the presidents head; but with no luck. I did feel like
an idiot, my window does not go down and I am having to open my door to get
the food and pay for it. Fucking ghetto style. We then had nothing, we poped
in The Legend of Sleepy Hallow. When it was over we were all so tired we ended
it. We never even counted the quest, we did that bad. But we got to chill with
eachother and that is a big part of what it is all about.
This leads me to an idea - maybe many quests should be extended, such as this
one. Like we should contine to work and look for something to explain. Go over
the hour, maybe by weeks. Or untill we meet agian. The bottom line in my thinking
now is like this... Maybe The Horde start was fucking wrong. We were a group
of kids rolling the boulder on a set schedule. I do not think it works on a
schedule. Maybe for some it does, but that no longer works for me. So on a note
to BuBz - I am not giving up on this till I call end time, I have not done that
yet, we will earn our degree(s) yet. In short may be quests should be more about
quality than quanity. Again this will not suit all Listalos, but I want to start
to work from this angle.
Much List Love to all the Boulder rolling family...MLF
March
17, 2004
Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Now this is my kinda holiday yall... No nonesense,
just drink green beer and wear green. Fresh. Spoon your green dice will prove
to be VERY lucky for you today I feel. But at any rate Happy St. Pat's Day yall.
Well you may or may not know but there has been 2 more hidden links added to
the site. The frist one is The Horde History page. I redid that up from the
last website and updated it and transfered it to this site. And for those of
you that care we are now viewing The Horde version 6.15 Yes we have come that
far with updates, new pages and revamps on this site to constitute a .15 jump
in the version, and only in the last 3 weeks too. But it will soon slow back
down and we will hover around 6.15 to 6.30 for some time. But look for a few
updates and new pages in the following weeks. I will be on Spring Break and
will have a bit of extra time as a result.
The other hidden page is The Listalo Gear Review. Now this has also been updated
and changed over from the old site. But with a bit more coverage. Remember if
you have bought any Morton's List gear or List related product and want to review
it, do it up and send it to me. I will get it posted up there.
So that will now bring the total count of hidden pages to 4. I will soon be
dropping a clue as to where to find them on the Crownest
Message-Board. Look for that if you cannot find the links. But really they
are easy as pie. Let me just say this however, the hidden links cannot be found
on the 800x600 page. Sorry yall, but that is just the way it works out. It is
an issue of room and the amount of space on such a little screen. It make on
operation such as these very hard for both you and me. So I am sorry but you
can alywas look on the 1024x768 pages for the links.
That will do it for me today yall. I know that I have been saying for two weeks
that GOTJ info is coming, but it is. Soon. Not today, but soon. Be on the lookout
for that. Peace out. MLL...
March
14, 2004 Afternoon Edition
Holy shit batman we are back up in this piece for the second time today?
Why? Cause The Horde has more news for that ass. Yes it is all about the website
and recent updates.
Now every Horde member has a profile page. They are not set up yet, but each
member has an assigend page. And you can see it by click on their pricutes in
the Horde page. Be sure to check it out and keep looking for updates and filled
out profiles.
Just like The Horde version 5.xx, The new 6.xx version also has hidden links
now. We have a hidden Up and Coming page, and the Hall of Crows has returned.
Both are similar to what you might have saw on the v. 5.xx but they have been
beefed up and and have taken on a new fresher look. So for those of you, and
there is only a handful of you, that like to look for the hidden shit, we have
brought it back. You can bet that more and more hidden pages and links will
appear at random. Just keep looking for htem. But this time I am informing yall.
So there are those two new hidden link, best of luck to yall.
Much List Love to the land that is Listylvannia...
March 14, 2004
Hi Listalos. Not much to say today but the following 3 things:
First there is an email going around...It is all about intergration and the
Pro-Karma revolution. If you have not yet got the e-mail let someone know. Really
it is a small book like email piece, but it is filled with some good things.
Next over at MortonsList.com they have
made a few changes to the message board...Is it a hint? I think so. If you have
not been to the Crownest
yet, you best get over there. That last comment is directed at the Ninjas
of the Crimson M. Yall need to sign up so you can get in on the action.
Lastly I have put up the first member profile. Of course it is mine, but the
others will get one sooner or later. You can link there directly here or you
can find itby clicking on my picture under the Horde page. But you might want
to peep the freshness I put up in that bitch. Well that is it yall...I am out.
MLL...
March
13, 2004
Hello to Listylvannia...It is a rather nice day here in Hordeville, and
all seems well. It does not look like I will be able to make it to the O tonight.
But however I still suggest that the Meeting go down tonight. At least for those
that can attend. So we will hold the first Intergration meeting tonight. I am
guessing around 6:30 PM central standard time. The place to witness the going
on will be in the Horde
Chat room. If you cannot make the 6:30 time then just
come as soon as you can. If we see the need we can hold another meeting for
those that may miss out. But we will decide that when we see the turn out. I
have not gotten may replys on this subject, so either yall have no idea it was
going down, or you forgot, or you give 2 fucks. Whatever the case is, tonight
is the time you gotta know about.
If you visit our Listalo page you will see that I just made up a sign for the
Morton's Tribe ninjas. If yall hate it let me know and I can change it. But
it is only tempory till they make their own. I recall someone wanting me to
send it to them, well if you want just ask, or just straight up jack it from
me.
We will hopefully be having some GOTJ news here in the next few days, hours,
minutes. Keep a close watch out for that over on the Listylvannia
page. Also note on that page we have a free for all linkage thingy up there.
Hit that up and put in some fresh sites you like. Even if it is not list related.
It will be good for others to see it.
On the same note I also want to direct yall to the Horde page. If you have not
seen it yet check it out. It has been updated in the past week and I have got
some pretty good feedback on it. So be sure to check it out.
OK enough with the plugs. I have laid it all out for you here. This is what
I had to say...WOW impressive right? Well maybe not but hey you got no choice,
it is here to stay!
Any questions, comments or concerns about tonight, or just the site in general
post it up on the messageboard, or the tagboard. I will get it either way. But
for real I would like a bit more feedback on how yall are liking the direction
The Horde is taking on this website. Is this a good version? What needs to change?
Do not be scared, please let me know. Alright that is it for me yall...Till
tonight...Much List Love to all the land.
March
11, 2004
Good morning yall. First I want to wish Paul good luck with his new promotion.
He moves out to Denver today to start his new position. Let us just hope he
does not forget about us.
The next lil bit of news deals with the website...As you may or may have not
noticed, the guest map has returned. I do not know why it was not on here before
but it is back. You can find that on the main page. The one with the juice logo
on it- here is the link...scroll all the way to the bottom and you will find
the guest map. It might be moved to the main gate but we will see. If it makes
a difference to yall let me know. Just plop it up on the tagboard and I will
see it.
Still no new gathering news, but keep checking we are working on it. Really
we are.
On a last bit of a note to the webmasters...The meeting that I suggested for
this Saturday...is it on or what? Again just hit up the lil tag board and I
will see it. In the meeting, just as a refresher the talk will be about intergration,
what we have done thus far, what we could or should do soon, and future topics
for research might come up if time allows. I have heard from rikeshar he was
cool with it. What about yall...Jeff, Joe, Crowpoc, Twiztid Fat Kid, Kittie,
Big Tymer, OddBall (if you want to come for the fun of it), Bubz (it can relate
to the WIJuggalos site) Spoon if you got something in the works, who ever the
fuck else I am forgetting. If you got a site and you wanna be in on this - all
this info is for you. Really anybody can and should come. Outside info would
be good. But it is vital the WM meet up at some point. But I will suggest this
Sat. or Sun. give a shout out...I will put up a lil post on the Horde Message
board, or just hit up the tag board. If you got time - it would be ideal if
you could do both, but lets see what we can get done.
I do not have much more info...Just want to give a shout out to the Twiztid_Fat_Kid,,,you
rule for holding it down Listalo. I was getting worried for a lil bit. But it
is all straight now. Much Love to the Ninja(s) of the Night. Is there just you
now? Well best of luck to you homie and if you need anything...any of yall...The
Horde will do all we can to help. Just let us know.
Lastly be sure that your peeping www.Mortonslist.com.
I am not going to be using ML.com anymore especially on the tag baord casue
it is a merrill lynch site. Kristy pointed that out and was like what the fuck
are you telling people to go to the merrill lynch messageboard. Well it was
on oversite on my part. But it is the Morton's List - Message board yall want...The
Crownest. Well that is it for me today folk...back to the books. MLF
March
9, 2004
Welcome to an even more imporved site. As you might have saw, we now
are 800x600 friendly. I did not put that much effort into it, so it is not perfect
- size wise. But I might attack that problem latter, but to be honest it is
not that big of a concern, I think 800x600 blows, but for those of yall that
like it, or love it, or are stuck with it cause you do not know how it change
it - well that new little set up is for yall. The 800x600 site has everything
that the full 1024x768 has, except for the fact the tagboard is not in the frame.
It is rather a seprate link in the title. Which makes it detachable, but I do
not know how to configure the pop-up size of it yet. I will get to it some time.
But for now it is a fix for the 800x600 listalos...I did it for yall cause I
got love for yall.
As you might have seen yesterday the new Horde page is up. A few minor changes
need to occur but it is rather solid. It may be slow to load, I am using some
.gif's on that page, only becasue I am working with layers and you cannot overlap
layers, as you can in code. So I had to make that adjustment. I am talking about
the short member profile and tool profiles; they are gif and slow down the load
time, I am working on a solution. But the wait is worth it, at least compared
to the last Horde page that was up there.
Still no new Gathering info, I am getting worried that they will sell out before
I can buy ours, that would fucking suck, so we hold our breath and wait. More
coming on the GOTJ in the up and coming weeks.
Well I guess that is about it; not much is going on anywere as far as the list
goes. But the week has just begun, lets hope it has some freshness instore for
us all to enjoy. MLL...
March
8, 2004
Did you see it? The old site - cause if you were waiting, you missed out. Yeah
I know big fucking deal, well OK, enough nonsense. The Horde page has be redone.
I am not sure if it will be like that always, but for now it is better than
the old one. More and more new additions and lil extras will be added, keep
a sharp eye out for them.
There is other news to be told but I am about asleep, I will post it tomorrow.
Enjoy the new changes, if you do not like them remem direct all your comments,
anger or love to our message board. It has some news on it too, that I am too
tired to share here, so check there...MLL
March
7, 2004
How goes it? Well there is not too much new information to report on.
The GOTJ is soon coming and all sorts of happenings are resulting. The outcome
is undetermined and unforeseen. Who fucking knows, we here at The Horde are
sitting just like spiders waiting to see what moves, and when it does we will
attack.
Moving on then, it has been a roller coaster of emotion up on the tag-board.
I wonder what is going on in the O? I need to get there soon. I really hope
someone there can inform me about when others will be home. I wait like a spider
for that too, not to mention the freshness someone has coming about one month
before the GOTJ.
The next topic I want to bring up is the Horde page. Please just do not even
acknowledge it, a newer fresher more suitable page is in the works. It should
be up with in the next few days, or maybe even the next few hours. Who knows,
but it is almost done and I have just a bit more to change and it will get switched.
So be on the look out for that. And you will know it has happened when the gate
is taken down. As The Horde is set up now, you can view both versions of The
Horde- 5.66 and 6.00. Once the Horde page has been fully revamped, and posted,
the gate comes down with it. Only the 6.00 will be seen. And from there the
focus will be entirely on 6.00. Well after the revamp it might be like V. 6.01
but we will see. Well on a last lil note about the versions, if you liked the
past history page we had up on the V. 5.xx, you can be on the look out for the
same history page to soon appear on the 6.0x site. So that is just a heads up
on the events of the site itself.
Well that is it really. It is all really vague and it all means little. But
I just felt the need to post something up. I want to give a quick lil shout
out to Bwicked and Peaches...way to be yall. And to my homies in the O OddBall
and Sugar, I miss yall, and do not worry be happy. Peace out yall. MLL...
March
4, 2004
Well what up yall, not too much new to report on today. It is all up in the
GOTJ04 section. I am working on getting The Horde page all fixed up but it is
a long process. But it is coming. Then the tags (to the top of the page) will
be coming. Plus a host of other improvements. If you have any comments remember
to direct them to me, or the message board. Kancer if you see this Listalo hit
that shit up and let me know more about your issue. Thank ninja.
In some much more secretive news it seems that OddBall has been popping up and
exploiting some freshness that he has in store. There has been some speculation
on what it is such as a campsite at GOTJ, but who really knows? He does not
seem to be too forth coming with any hints or info. So yeah that is something
that will bother this webmaster till it is known... thanks for that OddBall...I
am coming soon to find out...When you gonna be around?
In another bit of news that is not list related but I feel needs to be brought
up to yall's attention. My girl Kristy has gotten fucked over by the University
of Manitowoc. This past semester she worked her ass off and got straight A's.
I am talking like 101% was her average score in each of her classes. It was
just outstanding. At any rate she should have been on the Dean's List. But the
SOB's fucked up and did not put her on that list. She pointed it out to them
and they blamed their system. Anyway this announcement was never made public
...I want to do so. I know that I cannot give it the justice it deserves, but
I want everybody to know that she is on the Dean's List. She worked really hard
to do that and has earned the credit those fuckers would not show her. So on
a personal note to her: "It is really fucked up that they overlooked you,
I would put you in the paper if I could, since I do not have such control over
the HTR (and thank god really, it sucks as far as a publication goes) this is
the next best thing I can do. I know it is not the same but just know that I
am really proud of you."
Lastly I want to give a shout out to the big Juice. He is running for President
yall, look for his campaigned shit to be appearing here soon. It will be just
fun. Hell yeah. If anyone has the song they play for the commander and chief
when he walks into a room, hook me up. I would love to use that. MLL
March
3, 2004
Back at yall like a bad penny...We got updates on the GOTJ04
section. You just might want to peep that out. More details as to The Horde's
Final plans will be dealt with throughout the day. But let me tell all about
a little be of freshness. No it is a MAJOR bit of freshness. Another Horde member
will be at GOTJ 2004. That is right, Kristy is gonna make this 5th Gathering
her very first one! How fucking dope is that. I am not sure about yall, but
I am STOKED, for lack of a better word. Get helly excited, she will witness
the devastation that is known as The Gathering of the Juggalos. It is monumental.
I for one am bursting at the seems. It will be such a great experience to share
together. I cannot wait.
March
2, 2004
So as many of you know: we did not get a campsite. But do not think we are not
going. Well I should not use we cause I am not sure really who is going and
who is staying. My homie Bubz is talking about going, I am not sure how solid
his plan to go is but yeah, Kristy said she might go. That would be ultra fresh
in this webmaster opinion. So the use of we is not really applying to any one
specific. But what ever. Keep you eyes up on the Listlyvannia
page under the heading GOTJ 04 and see what is going on. It will be updated
on the regular now.
The next lil bits of info I am giving out probably should not be given out and
it is possible that people could get upset about the following speculations
but too fucking bad. This section may have changed its name from Malicious Gossip
to News, but goddamn I am still finnin spread gossip like WHUT! It is my God
given right...
First...Go to the nearest window; open that muther fucker up and listen. Tune
out the traffic, tune out the city sounds, tune out the wild life sounds, tune
it all out. And listen. Listen like you never have before...Very Very Very faintly
in the distance you can here it coming. I am not sure from which direction or
where it is headed but I heard it today. Can yall hear it? If you sitting there
asking hear what? Get your ass off the chiar and go to the window or door and
listen. In the very far distance you can hear the uprising of a revolution.
Just listen and tune out the rest. I can hear it and it is coming!
Next on the list of gossip, and this is even more feirce than the first becasue
it is closer than the revolution, is the happenings over at Morton's Tribe.
The crew over at ML.com
has told us that t-shirts are on the way and will be up in the near future.
This is not really that big of news as we have been expecting them for a lil
amout of time. And this info was posted up on their site with the new News section.
It speaks of a unknown lil something for us all. Well let me speculate...It
is something yall asked for (here
is the link to that)...they have it listed as a coming product (News link)...I
will buy 13 of them. Figure it out ojoj. Your probably asking what is it? Why
would you buy 13? Cause maybe there is 13 versions of them??? *coughcougheyeballringswithtitlesonthemcoughcough*
Well I do not know about you but I am excited for them. But a lil extra speculation...(I
have probably gone too far already and Morton's Tribe members will hunt me down
- so why not just go for borke huh?)...So 'the new product' that they are putting
out just might be up there before anyting else too. So when...? I do not know
but I can speculate further...OK I will...1 week. Recall yall this is nothing
that is written in stone but I bet a couple of °'s it does. Any takers?
MLF...
March
1, 2004
What up yall. So we are still coming at you. Well it is just me coming at you
but you know. That is something I think I should quickly touch on. I said it
not long ago and I will say it again. The Horde has evolved beyond the Inner
Circle. When the idea of The Horde first came about, I decided to put up this
site. It has gone though some major changes and I think the site has evloved
into something greater. Just like that website, the Inner Circle has changed.
We are independent, but we hold the same ideas. That is what keeps this going.
People come and people go, that is the way life is. But for those people that
play Morton's List and really get it, they are changed. This change ties them
into the game. It is this tie to Morton's List that keeps The Horde going. We
do not get the chance to play all that often. And when we do it is not usually
together. But that is OK. Morton's List is a personal thing. The actions that
the List gieves you is Karmicly guided, namely your quest is brought about by
the energy in your circle. But the experiece is more personal. You can do it
(the quest) with the whole IC but it still has an individualistic experience.
It might change you in some way, and it might not change the other members.
It is the learned value, or experience that you take a way that makes the List
great. A good circle adds to the freshness, but the result of a quest will always
be on the individaul level. So that is what this website is reflecting. It is
not about the exclusive group of ninjas you play with. It is what you get out
of the quest. I feel that is a vital factor in the List.
With that said I would like to make one final comment on this issue of Inner
Circles and The Horde. In the past when you came into our site and you saw our
front page with a lil quote...It use to say something like - Brought together
by Karma, bound together by morton's list. I was then shown this quotes weakness.
The group is not bound together. The individaul is bound to the List. So I want
to make that clear. The Members of any given circle will come and go but your
connection to the List will always remain - once you have been touched by the
List. So now instead of putting out this group togetherness vibe, we are going
to support a noble cause...JUICE FOR PRESIDENT!
Well on to more of this MEGA MONDAY post. Gather campsites go on sale today.
And still to my suprise no information has been relased on this. I do not get
it, what is the deal with campsites? Well we will find out tonight at 6. I will
be picking up a site. And that means that I will be there representing The Horde.
So starting today the section under Listylvannia
(GOTJ 04) will be updated on the regular. Pay attention to that. Right around
6:30 find out where The Horde will be located in the compound. My guess is Dark
Forest...Are yall with me. Hit up the tag board by 5:50pm and cast your vote
as to where the Listers should camp. But how it will work out is anybodys guess.
Last week The Horde got a mention on Faygoluver.net.
That was super ill to see. Thank you to the Morton's List crew for that. Lastly
I wanna mention a few things about the new site. I have got some pretty postitive
feedback on it and we are gonna stick with it. It will all be changed over as
soon as the intergraton meeting has set things in stone...So lets figure out
a date. But that is another topic. As mentioned Saturday, many new changes will
come to this site to add to it. Feel free to make any suggestions or comments
on the message board or email us.
Well it is off to the campaign trail. Juices' main focus is to legalize it.
So cast your vote for him.