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July 31, 2004
Well yall I am back up on this bitch to just reconfirm all that was said yesterday. The camping trip is going off as expected, the location is listed below in the next post, and the details are also mixed in that post. The site has been updated and tweeked a very little bit, here and there. And my Brother is FREE. OK onward and upward.
I did get a brief chance to talk with some other Horde Members today and all is in perfect order thus far. The only thing that is a problem is that we do not have that many Listalos joining us. OK I am not going to lie, no one has even shown any interest. Well what ever I guess... The Horde members will be rocking it next weekend in the Kohler-Andrae State Park. Once again if anyone has any interest in coming and joining in on the fun, hit me up with an email and I will hook you up.
So hopefully some rolling will be taking place this weekend, let us hope anyway. Maybe near the Plymouth area perhaps?
MLL to all the Listalos in Listylvannia, nothing but love for each and everyone of yall.

July 30, 2004
Holy fuck this month just flew right the fuck by me. It has been 5 days since my last post, but I come with info on the Second annual Horde Camping Trip. Oh yes my fine Listalos it is still on, but it is just in another county, BuBz you will like this... We will be Listing the weekend of August 13th, through August 15th at the Kohler-Andrae State Park. I just got it all locked down a few minutes ago, but we are set to camp. For those of you who want to know here is the info on how to get there...

Getting There
Kohler-Andrae State Park is located 3 miles east of I-43, on the shores of Lake Michigan, just south of the city of Sheboygan. The park is approximately 1 hour from Milwaukee, and 3 hours from Chicago. Use I-43 Exit 120. Travel east on County Trunk V into the park.

Kohler-Andrae State Park
1020 Beach Park Ln.
Sheboygan WI 53081

So there you have it. We will be in camp site Number 1, or so it seems. I have the conformation page but checking back on the site now, it still seems available. So I do not know what the means. Well for now I am saying we are in campsite one and it will be at K-A State Park. We can check in early as 3:00pm on Friday, and check out is by 3:00pm on Sunday. This means that The Horde members have things to go over and get ready before the events start, so Horde members be there by 5pm and all who are coming to join in the fun come between 6pm and 8pm. The opening roll should happen just before sunset and go long into the night. Remember this will be Friday the 13th so I am hoping Karma will be running very high.
Throughout the weekend we will be there rolling and chilling. I cannot say that someone will always be there but the chances are fairly good that we will be back within the hour. So feel free to show up any time, and roll with us.
If you look around this site you can find all sorts of crazy shit sometimes, for example, you might have noticed that one of the founders has been placed back in the roster. Yes indeed, we are recharging and will roll like never before. Kill... Welcome back. As for my Brother Bones, he is now once again a free man... Woo Woo. Sweet. He will be rejoining the circle on occasion so it seems. And since I am on a half roll call here let me quickly finish it out... BuBz is strong as ever and bringing mad styles to the list, Ty is moving up and will be tossing powers around like whut in no time, and that is where this stops. That does leave JV and Zach kinda off the roster, but that is a whole other post. And actually it will all become clear at the upcoming camping trip. I am telling you this is not something you want to sleep on; and if you're Horde - you cannot miss it. OK enough with that noise.
I am slowly working on a new section for the site, it will be an extension of Listylvannia sort of, but more Juggalo. Really it will be a set of links to sites that are Juggalo, but having a Morton's List section (even if it is under construction) will up a sites chances of getting on this. Do not worry, I am not going to go posting up every Juggalo site namely because there is a site that does just that, and it will be up there. The original way I was going to do it has been scrapped, well really I lost the file somehow, I do not know where it is, or what happened to it but I cannot find it. So I am now sitting here thinking how to go about it.
This just in... the section of TheHorde.us, that is a picture gallery, might be scraped. I am not sure if I am feeling it.
So look for all that in the near future...The new Juggalo web site section, and the possible scrapping of the Gallery. All very exciting and fun shit.
I want to add a personal note here if I may, [the following is ouija's own personal thoughts and do not reflect any version of the truth]... I went to see the midnight showing of The Village this evening after work. The day cook was going and asked if I wanted to go, we were going to go to Sheboygan but it was only showing in Appleton as far as we could find out. So after work we went to see it. Here is my advice to yall...Stay home; this film kinda sucked. I saw a preview for it during Harry Potter 3 or Spiderman 2, one of them but it does not matter, the preview made it look scary. The cook that I went to go see it with told me it was gonna be a scary type film too, but nope. I think he hated it more than me; but wait till it comes out on DVD and hope the extras are fresh, but I really do not see how. All I am saying is do not waste more than two dollars to see this one. I will tell you this, we did not spend any money on it thankfully, we kinda got paid to see it in a crazy odd sort of way (but that is a whole other subject that is not our concern). And that would be the end of my personal note.
Well I think that about wraps up this long ass news post. We will be back with more Gossip before the camping trip comes up, and give yall full details.
One last note to BuBz - lock down that wood homie...Thanks o
MLL...

Part 2

Camping thing is now a lock. We are in site number 1...Know why because we are number 1 (OK I am just playing, but it it fresh to be no. 1 for the weekend!). So there is that info solidified.
Next if you turn to the Listylvannia page, you will see it has been updated. The 2005 Gathering info section has been started, and the Juggalo connection or Gateway as I call it has been posted. Two really fresh sites yall will want to check out. As for the Gallery, I am still not sure. Let me work on it some more before I make a decision on it.
MLL...

July 25, 2004
Let me start out by saying this...The second annual camping trip is still on muther fuckers, however there is a slight change of plans. The location will be moved to another camping area. I am not allowed to release all the details yet, because it is not 100% set in stone just yet. So this is just a heads up to those who are thinking about going. But nothing else has changed, it will be during the same time, doing the same things, just elsewhere. Well that is all we have for now...MLL

July 22, 2004
Oooppps, it has been a helly long time since I updated huh? Sorry. But this Malicious Gossip post will be packed with all sorts of info and fun filled type shit. So with out further adieu let me get started.
So the ninjas are back from the Gathering of the Juggalos, and all had a helly good time, from what I heard. I hate my self for missing it and I hate my self even more when I was informed that Twiztid did The Joker during their set. I so wanted to be there. However I was at work. Oh boy! I am glad yall had a good time and that yall came back safely.
Unknown to anyone, July 20th came and went, and that day just so happens to be BuBz' birthday. The Horde did not even know this until we were all about to roll. So he told us and we were like, huh? WOW, happy birthday. I felt so bad that I did not know. How fucking shitty, to not even know when my homies birthday. Well, never will I forget again; I took a note. ojoj... Anyway, we gave him the honors of TM for his birthday. He rolled a Triumvirate, and it was Rainbow Dragon, Ceremonial Rites. So we thought about it for a while, and looking at the obvious, we give BuBz a right of passage, if you will - a birthday party type rite. We constructed a large M and cut out the middle of it and played pin the tail on the donkey Morton's List style. It was pin the I on the M. It was fresh. But of course there was a catch; before each try he had to do a shot. By the end, my man did 27 shots, and successfully pinned the I on the M 1 time. And by the by, this one successful pin was done directly following his 13th shot.Odd?!? Well we all got mad fucked up, BuBz most of all, and we just had tons and tons of FUN. Then while the 3 of us were sitting in a bus stop, we started to wonder where the hell Kill was. I figured she forgot or turned in early, but we were like, shit...she is missing a helly good time. Now let me point out here that we were really far away from where we should have been at this point. We are talking 3+ hours into the quest. So the three of us, BuBz, Ty, and myself (o for those of you that do not know), are chilling in this bus stop hut thing, wondering why. Then my phone rang and guess who it was, yes it was, Kill. So thank the good lord, she came and picked us three drunks up, and took us back to roll again. The whole nite was just a pimping good time. So once again The Horde wants to wish BuBz a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. One fresh note... Rick called up right as BuBz was lining up his first few shots, and he did a lil birthday chant/rap thing for Bubz. It was mad fresh, and my suggestion to yall... Get to know Rick if you do not already. Next make sure he knows when your birthday is, and he might call you and school you with this lil rap. Hey Rick here is some info for you... my birthday is August 29th, CALL ME muther fucker. That is something I am looking forward to. God I hope he does not let me down.
So after seeing what has been happening when we roll recently is this massive compound of Karma, and for the first time since we have started, I think I can say that The Horde is possibly the strongest it has ever been Karmicly. I cannot say this official yet, but my man Ty has brought this extra level of freshness to the group. It is just mad fresh indescribable shit yall. We all have so many Fresh Karma points from the last few weeks is it crazy. New people show up and are down to roll, old knights come out to play on occasion and bring muggles. For example my homie Zack came back with everybody's favorite ninja, T. V. and some other muggles, and we rolled. The shit we did made me sore as fuck, it was Ariel Adrenaline off Mountain, and wow, I fucked up my leg systems. Even today I am still sore from it, but it was fun as hell. Good times are happening at The Horde, and the next piece of info will only add to all this Freshness we have been experiencing.
The next few weeks will be slow for The Horde, but we are planning for the Second Annual Horde Camping Extravaganza. There are many things to do and prepare for in order to have this go off. Ty needs to be prepped and taught some Horde styles, other things need to be secured, wood needs to get chopped, etc. However the time is set, the places is set, people are notified, and collection is already in the works. What this all means is that, it is coming fast, and I must say, it will out do last years by 4 times. Do not get me wrong, the first Camping Adventure of the Horde, was a great time. But this year, we are coming correct. We have learned from last years mistakes and we will be all set this year. So here is the info:
Date: Friday
I just got a call from my Mother, at 12:47 in the am, that she just found my uncle dead. I just want to say rest in peace dear man.
OK on with the info:
Date: Friday the 13th, of August in the year 2004 - Sunday the 15th, of August in the year 2004
Time: Starting Friday night at 7 pm (one could come early on if one chose, but we have a quest that we must complete before the opening ceremonies {which was rolled by BuBz with the Deviation Now or Later, well Later was picked, and we are doing Childhood Games, so come early if you want to get in on that. }
Place: Point Beach State Park
Basically it will be a free for all, with massive amounts of rolling the boulder. There might be 3 circles rolling at different times, who knows, we will just wait and see, but it will be a fresh time.
Now if your coming or even planning on coming we need a rough estimate of the number. So a RSVP would be great. Do not sweat if it you RSVP then cannot come or do not want to come it is cool, we just an idea. At the bare minimum I would ask that you put a number in the subject line, and send it to the RSVP link.
More info will be posted as the time draws near. Be on the look out for that. But for now I will tell yall this, I have been working on this lil project and will be a great thing to witness; so one just might want to be there to witness it.
That is all I will go on about for today, fire one up and let lose.
MLL...

July 5, 2004
Now is the time. The Second Annual Horde Camping Trip will be set for August 13th Friday, 14th Saturday, and 15th Sunday. That is right kiddies, we are starting on Friday the 13th. More details will follow, but the dates are up here for yall.
It has been a good week for The Horde, as we did get in quite a few quests. It is clear to me now that Pandora's Box and The Horde go hand in hand. We are rolling Boxes left and right. It is Karma shining love on us, and we want to say thanks.
I do hope yall enjoyed your fourth of July parties. The Horde got down with the boulder and had a grand ole time. Degrees are being earned like mad, and the fun never stops.
And for a last bit of news, it is time we start our weekly quote once again. Even though you may have already heard it before, we are doing it again. So here we go...
"No matter how dark the night, morning always comes and our journey begins anew."
MLL...