Horde News Archive

December 25 2003
Well it is almost over. But the key word is almost...one more place to go for about an hour, then it is all done! And maybe Kristy will be home by then. I hope so. I miss her, drive safe.
MLL...

December 24 2003
Well it is here... Christmas... Oh boy! Well it is rather well known that I am not a big fan of this holiday season. However this year I am not as bad. I am not sure why but it just is not getting to me as much as it has in the past. Usually at this time I am pulling out my hair just hoping it will all be over soon. This year I am going to try to enjoy it all though. Who knows, maybe with age comes some crazy contentment over the Holiday season.
Well also along the lines of the holiday season my Mom gave me my gift today. Holy fuck...it was a brand new computer. I am just so glad to be rid of my old shitty one. This one is fast man, I no longer have to read a book while I update the site. It is lighten fast. So as I had said a long time ago. When I get a new computer the site will be upgraded. Well folks I have been working on it long and hard. It is not gonna be out any time in the near future but in a month or so I would like to see it up. So lets all hope it woks out cause I am seeing my site in a whole new way with this new computer and it does not look that good to be honest, so I am going to change it up. It will have kind of the same feel but more pleasing to the eye and much more user friendly. As you can see yahoo now allows us to open pages in a different page instead of the same page. That is cool.
Lastly official congratulations to OddBall for pulling of a very close win in the Horde Contest. Kancer and Crowpoc both did VERY well. It was a tough call. But thank you to this fresh Triumvirate of Listalos who took part. Well done and all yall are now on The Horde Honor Roll.
Happy Holidays and be safe to all those traveling this season.
MLF...

December 22 2003
Well another week has passed and we are that much closer to Christmas. I hate that. But as the season passes life gets better... see there is good in everything. We are about 8 hours away from announcing the Horde Contest winner. Which means that you still have a bit of time to get your entry in. But you best hurry. Like stop reading this and do it NOW, type hurry. I had said last week that I would do up the integration thing, yeah well it seems that some peeps are not happy with my choices. So I am redoing the search process. So please sit tight. I am working on it. I want all to be happy, which is a stupid thought cause it will NEVER happen, but I am to do my best to please as many Listalos as I can. As I had mentioned earlier just sit back, relax and enjoy the wait.
Like clock work the List Acolyte page was updated this week. Way to be Gutter for getting the Honor of the week. I wish I could say more on his behalf right now but I am not sure it is supposed to be said.
So I went to the O Saturday night and rolled with the M in 'The Last Solar rise.' It was a rough night that is all I can say. Karma was beat up, beat down, beat every which way. A real roller coaster of an event. I had a good time as did the rest of The Horde members in effect... Bubz and Bones. I will say little else about the night, in hopes that OddBall or Sugar Tits will come through with an update soon. Check out the Daredevil page for updates on The Horde members °'s. You might notice a bit of movement by many members.
Lastly I would like to say that the winner of The Horde Contest will be getting a shopping spree, and will have a good amount of pull in the FINAL decision for The Horde Invasion. No we have not forgot about it... True it has been put off and put off, but some time in the early part of next year the Invasion begins. Be sure to hit us up again later in the day for the winner of The Horde Contest.
And really lastly I want to know what the fuck happened to the MOCO and their big new adventure or whatever?
Merry fucking Christmas Listalos...
Much List Love...

December 15 2003
Well the Horde has changed up The Horde Quest. It is now currently a contest. You can win a shoping spree at The Horde Attire shop. Or you can choose some other List related shop but we do suggest strongly that you go for The Horde shop. But hit up The Horde Quest page for that. Now yall do not have but 7 days to complete the quest. So hit it up with the quickness. There is not time to wait.
The List Acolyte page has again been updated. Check that shit out too. There is even a new Smoking pic.
A wonderful experience of listing went down this Saturday night at Oddballs. If yall are missing out on that... I suggest you get there this coming Saturday for Forever Nightscape. Hit up the Crimson M for that.
If you have not yet seen... Mortonslist.com has been updated with good and bad news. Get there and become informed. And I am helly excited for the ML tour. I got an email from Danny about it. It sounds fresh. But I do not think that I can try out for the tour. But you can bet your ass that The Horde will meet up with that tour as it goes on. We will school it harder than ever too. The tour will be making a stop or two in Wisconsin so says Danny. And The Horde will be
their for sure. I will keep yall updated as the info comes.
MaddAxe and OddBall are waiting for some action with regards to the intergrated Chat and Message boards. Well I am too. I am too drained to give up info on that yet yall. But this week it will get done.
Lastly remember be on the look out for the 'moco" happening. Who knows they might go all out and put up some more about themselves?! Yet another member profile up on that moco page? FRESH. no I am sorry I am just playing. Really I just want to know what it is that makes MOCO so awsome. Yall will not even respond to my emails. But I am looking forward to what yall have in store.
MLL...
Also I just wanted to say that I am no good. I should just give up. I am a bad person and am wasting space.

December 8 2003
First Happy Birthday Mom.
Next we got loads to tell you. Lets start with Saturday night. The Ninjas of the Crimson M came through with a night of list. I did not get down there till later but it was fresh none the less. Hit up the Crimson M for the details on the entire night. But here is what I want to report to yall about that night... The Kamic Gathering. My day started out like shit, nothing was going right. I got home from work and I felt a small shift in my Karma, it was cause I put on my new doctor scrub (more to come on that in the next few weeks). I headed out and was on my way to the O when I got a call from the Ninjas wanting to know where I was. They were low on Karma and needed a lift. A Karmic Gathering had to be done when I got there. It was good to arive and meet the muggles the Ninjas had over. (They had played before but did not use 360°.) So back to the story. I did my Power Strength Roll, passed and then I pulled out the most extensive Karmic Gathering I had ever done or even ever seen. It is called 'The 180° Circle' it will be explained to yall when the time is right. But what it is, is not important right now. What is important is this... it worked. It turned my mood around completely and I think it helped OddBall's too. In general it lifted the Circles spirits and our first roll off Morton's List was a 30! So the Karmic Gathering gave us what we were after. However the next roll was a 13. This did lower spirts a bit but we quickly got back in to the rythem of the Karmic Gathering and pulled out a fresh Quest. Slumber Party off Nightscape. We had high rolls when we were feeling the Karmic Gathering (30, 27) and a 13 when we let the Karmic Gathering slip away. So I just want to point out to yall that these are VERY important if your not feeling it. They help and are like MAGIC. Just feel what your doing and go with it, but do not slack until the rolling is done. We did not slack when we rolled that 13 but I do not think that our energy was as centered as it was on the other rolls. Keep focused. That is very important. Just a bit of news and possible findings on the Karmic Gathering.
So other news... The List Acolyte page has been updated for the week. And this week we have our very first repete Ninja of the Week. I am not saying who here, but that Lister deserves it for all the freshness that was droped on us.
There has been an update in the List Adept page, the section What Have You Found? has been added to. Look into the mystery behind the revised List of Life given to us in 360° of the Inner Circle. It can be found in the last paragraph on that page. Next we have something many of you will be intrested in... a MEGA i - ninja update. So much is explained. The mysery of Who is told, the MOCO is described by the i - ninja, and the future is fortold. The Horde Kings met up with JV-Horde member, and rolled Vision Quest - The Child Within. 3 pictures are up in the Horde Gallery. They are near the bottom of the page, above the new shield. We had gone to the park and played on the playground. Here are some pictures of Bubz and JV swinging. I was also swinging at the time too so they are not all that great. But look at the action!
There have been some major ° changes in our members and they are all up to date and current. It is great to have Both types of Acolytes in The Horde. Check out the Daredevil page for those changes and check in on the profiles of Bubz and Ouija. Which both have had a lil added to em. Lastly I would like to give yall a bit of Horde news. We bought our first Hour Glass yesterday. I have been looking for one for a very long time. Since The Horde first started, and I finally found one I like. You can see pictures of it below for the next few days or your can go to the Explorer page and check out the Tools section. There you can see a picture and a description of this Karma filled item. It is now Official!
Much List Love to all...

December 5 2003
Well well well this MOCO has come out and given us all and addy. www.geocities.com/murderofcrowsorg. It is not all that they claimed it would be. But however it is there. I am not sure that Listalos are feeling them though. Did yall see the tagboard? If yall are out there... you may want to take Crowpoc's advice and tame it down a bit. That is the official word from us here at The Horde. (And we will not even talk shit about how yall just took MOCO right from underneath us.) If you have been under a rock then you have no clue that the Ninjas of the Crimson M are holding a full on day of List this Saturday. I am not sure when they start - around 2ish I think. But it will run deep into the evening and maybe even into the wee hours of the next morn. Yall can expect me to roll up to the O around 7ish. I am aiming for earlier but we will see. The
turn-out could be HUGE yall. I have it in strictest confidence that the man BigTymer and just maybe the one and only Mad City Kittie might just be on hand. Well I am not sure about Kittie but BigTymer might be in the HAUS! I hope so.
Lastly I would like to announce that The Horde is going to TRY like hell to get another 2 voices up on this bitch. One will be left nameless at this time but we will give out big shouts to SAMMY for at least taking intrest in the project. And I finally found a picture of her an I that I was looking for. It is up in my profile, which was just updated with a new gallery.
Much Love Sammy... peace yall.
MLL...

December 2 2003
We are now only 23 shopping days away from xmas. Big fucking deal; why is it every where I go I see these fucking signs. I just cannot believe that we are counting down the days left to shop. Not even a count down to xmas - we are having a fucking count down to when the stores offically close and you can no longer purchase gifts. It is just insane to me. I am finning to take those signs right the fuck out. It could be a seasonal quest for me.
Well if yall are not up to date on the happenings here is the skinny for you... Psychopathic Europe came out yesterday. I am not sure if yall visited it but I happen to. You should too. www.europathic.com. But if you are not going to well I got something off there you Listalos might want to peep out... It is the up and coming new DCG products. While they are not
Morton's List related, the products could come in handy for a few quests. Well that is if we will ever see them here in the States. Just read the muther fucking artical and see what I am all about. And if you were one of the Listalos who finished The Horde quest you will finally have a bit more info about the mysteries Jumpsteady mentioned in the 'reply'. Oh and by they way if you did not happen to partake in The Horde Quest... you best hurry up and finish it up cause it might be taken down in the very near future. And know that the info contained at the end of the quest will never appear on The Horde again... now all might get lucky and some ninja might copy and paste it to their website, but if not you may never know what lies at the end
MLL..

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