Horde News Archive

August 25, 2004
Well a while has past but I am here once again to give yall some info and useless gossip, it will be helly fresh. OK so the camping trip has past, Hallowicked tickets are on sale - maybe they could be sold the fuck out, I do not know - and Hell's Pit is only 6 days away! I cannot wait to let that sound hit my ear drum, and that will happen on the 31st. I hope that yall are waiting till you open it up to listen to it. So let us move into it.
The camping trip was fresh as fuck. I will give yall a short summary here and if you want more you can ask for it, or maybe look for it on a download. With that in mind I am thinking about setting up a short down load of a few clips of our quests. Something like a Horde peep show type deal. Well we will see about that. Back to the camping trip. It went rather smooth, we all came back alive, healthy and with only $156 dollars in fines. We did miss the 4:15pm roll. It was just too crazy to get it done, and we were not all together, or even in one place. But shortly after we did roll, and then again at 8:00pm. I will post all the info on the quests and such on the Morton's List dot com forum. So be on the look out for that. And if your not signed up for that shit go do it. It is awesome. And that is the rule on that. Anyway we got a lot done on the camping trip, we got a new member...TY...Hell yeah ninja. Be on the look out for his profile soon. We also established a more concrete circle. I feel now, this is all official and we as an Inner Circle have taken a huge step. I will post more on this soon. But for now know it was just a big thing for me personally. So my homie Chris got a lil ticket, it sucks, but I hope he can get out of it. What bull shit, these government agencies run these parks like it is a prison. I mean fuck just what is the big deal? Let the campers have a lil fun. Enough of that, the whole thing was cool; and the entire Horde society was there: BuBz, Kill, Ty, Bones, and myself -ouija. Oh yes it was a great time, and we all gained some respectable degrees. I got a lot of it on tape and might put some of it on the Horde peep shot thingy... I need a name for it.
Today will be a good day, I just got my Hallowicked tickets yesterday, I am all ready for school, there is a hum in the air with anticipation for the arrival of Hell's Pit, and tonight my mom is throwing me a party. Oh yeah did I mention I got off, and and this is huge, I am going to play a lil golf with my man Gavin. How fresh is that?!? It is fresh trust me. What a good good day. So keep your ear holes waiting for that wicked wicked sound, dropping in 6 days!!!!!!!
One last thing, a few of The Horde members have made up a new game, it is called 33. It is played with a set of dominoes, and I cannot get enough of it. So if any of yall are wanting to learn the unofficial Horde game called 33, come on over. Enjoy your day Listalos, and know that I got nothing but love for each and every one of you muther fuckers...
MLL...

August 12, 2004
Happy Friday the 13th yall. Remember we are all rolling at 4:15pm and then again at 8:00pm today. Now most of yall should know by now that I am not one to post up Juggalo related shit on the site, but every so often a lil news comes along and I think all should see it just so you do not miss it. Now I know most of yall are always up to date so I do not even bother, that is the reason I do not post Juggalo related news up here, anyway yall cannot miss this. So here it is, right off insaneclownposse.com

Man, there's so much flavor going down for Hell's Pit that we gotta give you some of it today, just so you don't get your wig flipped too hard all at once! What we gotta tell you now is that tickets for Hallowicked, which will be at the State Theater here in Detroit, Michigan on October 31 during the Hell's Pit tour, go on sale tomorrow, August 13, at 10 AM! If you want to be a part of the 2004 Hallowicked show, head over to TicketMaster tomorrow, 'cause you know that no one does Halloween like the Insane Clown Posse!

So today will be off the hook. The entire Listylvannia community will take part in a epic event, and not just once but twice. Circles from all around the nation, maybe even the world will all roll at the same time, Karma will be helly high, do not miss out. Plus the chance at Hallowicked tickets, holy shit today will be great. And to top it off I was given a ticket to go see the PGA Championship today. So the day will be busy, buying Hallowicked tickets, checking out the PGA, and then the big camping trip. Wow it will be fun. So enjoy the Karma today folks, it will be flowing in our favor, take advantage my friends. Much List Love to all.
LLL...

August 10, 2004
Yall would not even believe me if I told you about the last 2 days - hell I am not even sure if it is real, maybe it is a dream - so I am not even going to go into it. But I will inform yall that www.mortonslist.com has a news update about the up coming Friday the 13th. At 4:15 in the pm in the Central Time zone a world of Listalos will be rolling the boulder, then again at 8:00 pm. At both of these times, Listalos should be rolling the rock; play by yourself or get as many ninjas as possible, just make sure your Listing. We are trying to bring mad ultra levels of Karma to the World on this day. Since Friday the 13th is usually a 'bad' day for most, Listalos will be living it up. So keep checking mortonslist.com for more info and updates.
I think this is a phat idea, and really hope yall take part in this. You know that The Horde is down for this. So come to the camping trip and roll with us! Much List Love Listylvannia...

August 8, 2004
It is a new month and we are less than a week away for the Camping trip. Plans are in motion and things are being gathered up. We are almost ready for this big time event. It has been confirmed that all members will be there, and the rolling will be awesome. We are all very excited for the trip. Just to inform yall of what we got happening here is a lil peek into the upcoming weekend. First time does not exist, all quests will be timed with an hour glass and watches are not allowed. We have drinks lined up, we will have enough wood to set a city on fire, and we have added freshness all over the place. In addition I have a lil treat for all who come, this is the very first time I am leaking this info out, but if your there, you will get a extra special lil diddy. All good things, all coming up super fast.
In other news, Luther is married. I am sure none of yall know of him, but congratulations to him and Lydia right. That all just happened this weekend and I was there, kinda. I was so fucked up the entire time I do not know all of the info and it does not matter, but it was some crazy shit that went down.
That is all I have for yall now. I just might be back up here with a pre trip post, but you can count on a wrap up some time after the Camping Trip. I hope so of yall can at least stop by and roll a few with us. Much Love to all and MLF...

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