Horde News Archive

April 20, 2004
Well I will be straight up honest, I have no news. But it is 4-20. That is fresh in and of itself.
MLL...

April 17, 2004
The Horde wants to wish Paul DeCleene a Happy Birthday one more time. It was 2 days ago and I called him, but I want yall to know about it too. I have just been really slow to post it. Sorry Paul. You will find posted below, a picture of us in Hawaii. Just because I like the pic. We were fucking toasted in the picture, we had been drinking at a Luau I did some hula dancing, it was a blast. But anywhere they we are in all of our glory with the honored Pineapple. From that point on, Paul and I took that Pineapple everywhere with us, except home - because they would not let us bring it back, those fuckers. We had to ditch our beloved Pineapple in the end. RIP mr. Pineapple, and Happy Birthday Paul.
Well when I was talking to him Thursday night, tax day and his birthday; he was telling me how bad of a day he was having and put forth a hell of an idea. I have never heard of anything like this but some Listalo might want to use it some time. He said that he wanted to go out and beat some random person up, shove a $20 in their pocket and be on his way. How fucking fresh would that be. I mean Karma would FUCK a Ninja up for that, but it is a cool ass idea. How crazy would it be to get beat up and then wake up and find out you got paid?! It is a crazy thought.
Well I have about exactly 4 weeks left in my school term. How exciting, summer is almost here. This means yall will be seeing me again. And to my homies in the O, I am sorry yall, I so want to come see yall, I will soon. Just keep faith in me, I miss yall. Much love is sent your way. OddBall that goes triple for you cause of how bad I feel about the other day.
For those of you that use Netscape, I have fixed the issue of the gate always refreshing, that was a bitch of a problem. But it is all taken care of now, and I want to apologize for that trouble.
Take note of the mini poll that is found below this post and above the Hawaii picture. I would really be thankful if yall would vote and let a ninja know how you feel about that question.
Yesterday I had my first full day of regular work at my new job. I am now a cook at Autumn Ridge Golf Course. I am fucking loving that job. I had worked for them on Easter, I was the omelet cook on the buffet line, it was OK, but boring. Well I got paid today for that. Not something I was expecting. That job will rock my world. Plus I get FREE golf, that is spectacular. So it is going well, and I work with a good bunch of people. I will have a good summer there for sure. Well that is it for today. I am off to hit the books for the rest of the night/morning. Have a good weekend yall, I will be readying for my finals and all the papers that are coming due soon. So it is off to my hole I go.


A picture of Paul, the Pineapple, and Nick in Hawaii (Jan. 2000). One of the all time greatest vacations ever - thanks mom.
MLL...

April 7, 2004
DARK LOTUS...It is here and it is being delivered to my eardrums as I write this. It is FRESH, I really like it. I have talked to a few ninjas, and I have gotten mixed reviews on Black Rain, but I do not like. They have put together a good album. It is not the first Lotus, but it is different in a good way. I am listening to it for the first time right now. I am track 12, but I have been digging it thus far.
If you are reading this, then you may be in the know, I won Big Tymers DL contest, I won an all paid expense paid trip to the May 29th show in Chi-town, and one thousand dollars! That was really unexpected, but hay it is all in the good. Thank you so much Biggy. That is just so off the hook you do not even know. He is so ninja like it is scary.
I also want to post today the stale news that I am NOT going to the GOTJ. It sucks donkey balls all day long, but that is the way it goes. I just thought I would repost this casue many ninjas have called me to see if my April first post was for real or not. Well I am afraid it is true, I am assed out and will be in WI when yall are chill at the Gathering. It depresses me.
That just about wraps up today's post, really no news, but the info on the new DL and my big win with Big Tymers contest. Stay up yall peace out.
MLL...

April 1 2004
Well it is April fools day, however I am not playing any tricks today. I just am not up to it. So everything I am about to say below is on the real. I did get a good email prank from NORML today; I was going to post it here but I must have already trashed it, cause I cannot find it. It was rather good though. It talked about Bush legalizing it on 4-20-04 and that NORML was going out of business. It was so fuck sweet, but I knew right away that it was all just a fools day prank. However it was nice to just think about it all going down.
Yesterday I did something I have never done in my 25 years on this earth. I took the $2,000.00 drive off a car dealerships lot. I finally traded in the chevy for a brand new Civic. I have been told that the second you drive out of the parking lot you lose two grand on the car. Well I did that, it is going to and has already cost me a pretty penny to do, but I did it. Looking back I can say that it was well worth it. They handed me the keys, opened the bay door and I was out. The car had 4 miles on it; the moment was a Kodak moment for sure.
While writing this I just spoke to Paul D. who is, as we speak, driving a U-hal out to Denver. He got a promotion with United Airlines and was transferred out there. He tells me that the drive off the lot is a $3,000 drive. Either way, it is worth it yall. You got to try it at least once. And on that note we want to wish Paul a safe trip and best of luck to you Homie - you will be missed around here, but your moving on up. HELL YEAH AND MAD PROPS TO YOU PAUL.
Well as I posted last week, my financial situation has a big squeeze on it right now and that cancels all of my plans for the GOTJ 2004. It sucks beyond belief but what can I do? I just canceled my hotel reservations and negated the days I had asked off of work for. So this summer is looking to be rather stale, but that is life. I have been fortunate enough to attend 3 Gatherings - I will miss my family, but I wish all those going the BEST Karma has to offer.
MLL...

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